NOBODY LIKES TANGERINES.

NOBODY LIKES TANGERINES.

Doctor Who – S09 – Last Christmas (2017)

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    Keeping the Sci-fi Christmas action going on day 22 with The 12th Doctor, Peter Capaldi, who happens to be my second favorite Doctor. This Doctor Who Christmas special featuring Nick Frost as Santa mixes the cheer of the holidays with all the facehugger love of the Alien franchise in this story of a siege, on a base, in the north pole. If The Doctor and Father Christmas can stop arguing long enough they might just be able to defeat the Kantrofarri dream crabs threatening to ruin Christmas. Chuck the tangerines and start up the TARDIS because it’s time to save Christmas FROM ALIENS!

 

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THANKS BE I HAD THESE BULLET PROOF SHUTTERS INSTALLED.

THANKS BE I HAD THESE BULLET PROOF SHUTTERS INSTALLED.

Futurama – S03E03 – A Tale of Two Santas (2000)

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    For the final Monday of our list, day 21 takes us to the future for A Tale of Two Santas where the Planet Express gang are being made to deliver children’s letters to the murderous robot Santa’s death fortress on Neptune. But after seeing the horrible conditions the Neptunian elves are living in the gang concocts a plan to have Bender switch places with Santa in the hopes of giving the people of earth an actual merry christmas. So fuel up the spaceship and start thinking of logical paradoxes ‘cause the future is here and Christmas came with it.

 

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HOW COME RICH PEOPLE GET ALL THE FREE SHIT?

HOW COME RICH PEOPLE GET ALL THE FREE SHIT?

Krampus (2015)

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    On to Day 20 where we find the OTHER famous mythical character of the season. No, not jesus. The other one. See what happens is this dysfunctional family holiday gets interrupted when the youngest son accidentally summons a demon to their home. Will they make it out alive or are they doomed to pay for their crimes against the season? It’s smart, unexpected and with a cast featuring Toni Collette, Adam Scott and  David Koechner this Christmas horror comedy is a delightful surprise that will make you laugh as it makes you scream. Keep an eye out for murderous gingerbread men, THE KRAMPUS IS COMING TO KILL US ALL!

 

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GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

Gremlins (1984)

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    Moving on to the back end of our list with day 19 with your fourth fix of VML Christmas tradition and my PERSONAL favorite Christmas movie of ALL TIME… Gremlins. Look, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again and again and again. But it just isn’t Christmas until I watch Mrs. Peltzer, armed with a kitchen knife, hacking away at Gremlin bodies as ‘Do You Hear What I Hear’ plays in the background and green blood splatters out of a blender. You know this already but it cannot be stressed enough. ANYWAY, keep them away from water and out of your electronics ‘cause the Gremlins are here and they are taking over the town.

 

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PUT DOWN THE GUN, AND GIVE ME MY DETONATORS.

PUT DOWN THE GUN, AND GIVE ME MY DETONATORS.

Die Hard (1988)

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    That’s right, it’s day 18 and it’s time to return to Nakatomi Plaza where John McClane is crashing the party crashers in this Christmas classic about the things one does for love and family… like murder. If you’re one of these Die Hard deniers who says this isn’t a Christmas movie, PLEASE don’t @ me, but you’re a sad little human that wouldn’t know the Christmas spirit if it shot you between the eyes and I feel SORRY for you. For the rest of you, enjoy Bruce Willis’s career making performance and Alan Rickman in one of his MANY iconic roles. Ho Ho Ho, now I have a gun too, it’s time for Die Hard! 

 

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I’M SANTA, TEDDY, NOT YODA.

I’M SANTA, TEDDY, NOT YODA.

Christmas Chronicles (2018)

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    Day 17 brings the bat shit with this Kurt Russel lead Santa movie that’s only two years old but has made a mark and led to a sequel but let’s stick to this one. Let’s be honest, the script is just a shade better than a Hallmark Channel original but damn it if Kurt Russel’s John Wayne-esk Santa performance doesn’t elevate it to more than it really is. The effects are actually pretty good, the score is epic for no reason and Santa breaks out in a blues musical number whilst in a jail cell. It makes no sense and the fact that it even exists is beyond my comprehension but it’s the holidays and you can’t understand christmas without going through the chronicles.

 

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I REMEMBER BACK WHEN ALL WE HAD WERE WOOD BURNING CATS.

I REMEMBER BACK WHEN ALL WE HAD WERE WOOD BURNING CATS.

A Garfield Christmas (1987)

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    On to humpday for day 16 where the original grumpy cat, Garfield, is visiting what appears to be John’s backwater inbred family… but they mean well…. I think. ANWAY, the songs are passable, the animation level is 80’s TV and Garfield as always couldn’t care less. Will John’s country folk family be able to warm Garfield’s heart and make amends with John’s new city life or will it end in a bloodbath by the hands of the cat? Spoilers, it’s not the second one. Be sure to keep the christmas feast far from reach because Garfield is on his way and he’s always hungry.

 

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PEACE ON EARTH! GIVE ME PRESENTS!

PEACE ON EARTH! GIVE ME PRESENTS!

A Muppet Family Christmas (1987)

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    Day 15 gives you some Tuesday feel good viewing with the entire Muppet family. Yes, The Muppet Show troup, Sesame Street Gang and Fraggles all find their way to Fozzie Bear’s mother’s house for a good old fashioned Christmas vacation full of holiday music, life lessons and tender moments sure to melt the heart of even the most cynical of Lunatics… I’m looking at you Alfred. POINT IS it’s everything you need in the beginning of the week to help get you through it. So warm up some hot chocolate and keep your eyes peeled for the Jim Henson cameo ‘cause it’s time for a Muppet Family Christmas.

 

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