Happy New Year everybody! Well it’s now officially 2018 which means that 2017’s #GreatestBandNamesEver contest is over and I know you’ve been waiting for the results. Once again, good job everybody. Now let’s get to it.
RESULTS:
(example: Ranking – Tweeter – Band Name – Favorites)
- @explicitlyrical – Foreskin Reclamation Front – 7
– Muffin Buffet – 7
– Busy Chewnola & the Mini Jumbones – 7
– That Pink Protuberance – 7
– Kitschy Tchotchkes – 7
@MilesMoranTalks – Okeechobee-Wan Kenobi – 7
- @MilesMoranTalks – The Bad Idea Bonanza – 6
– Butt Trumpet – 6
@VictorMoranLive – Putin On The Ritz – 6
– The Actively Tired – 6
– Junkyard Bitch – 6
– Conversations With Your Ex Wife – 6
@explicitlyrical – The Naked Twister Incident of ’06 – 6
– Jagged Toenail – 6
@OldGusMoran – Snoke & The Mindbenders – 6
- @VictorMoranLive – Shit Show Shenanigans – 5
– Cuntjunctivitis – 5
– Accidental Face – 5
– Speculative Spectacles – 5
– Baby Krakatoa – 5
@explicitlyrical – Shitty Graffiti – 5
– Gelato Farts – 5
@MilesMoranTalks – Jar Jar and The Jar of Jars – 5
– The Toadstool Trio – 5
- @VictorMoranLive – Mutterfugger – 4
– Modern Whorefare – 4
– Hufflepuff Incorporated – 4
– Fishnet Floozy – 4
– Sunset Dickdown – 4
– Box of Knives – 4
– A Plethora of Pinatas – 4
– Munchhausen ‘n Cheese – 4
– Booger Brigade – 4
– Endorian Skies – 4
– Caribbean Jackrabbit – 4
– Crossbow Penpals – 4
– Antisocialbiotic – 4
– Premium Quaid – 4
@SammySweety726 – Driving Caffeine – 4
– Groot’s Boombox – 4
@explicitlyrical – T.M.D.T. – Too Many Dabs Today – 4
– Potato Famine – 4
– Disaster debris haulers – 4
– Shatner’s Chicanery – 4
@Acidsparkle420 – AKA Skeez McQueen – 4
– Alligator Death Roll – 4
@OldGusMoran – Hurricanes Suck & The Tongue Twisters – 4
– Kyloren & The Epic 8 Renbeats – 4
– Victor and the bundt cake – 4
– Grut & The Rootbenders – 4
– WaWa & The Wazoo – 4
– Groucho & The Conspiering Moran’s – 4
@MyXXFLY – Storm Surge – 4
– Catastrophic Khaki Crappers – 4
– Tiny Fruit Conspiracy – 4
@JustinAzpiazu – Bukowski’s scrote – 4
- @VictorMoranLive – Fucked For Sure – 3
– Fisting Winston – 3
– Canada Drugs – 3
– The Benchmark Suicides – 3
– Accurate As Fuck – 3
– Schindler’s Fist – 3
– Radioactive Zombie – 3
– Soul Snore – 3
– Definitelt – 3
– Chocolate Tears – 3
– Schrodinger’s Cunt – 3
@GrouchO_cfc_ – The Guttenbergers – 3
– John Hickey & The Crew – 3
– Reactor 6 – 3
@OldGusMoran – Aunt Bee & the Mayberries – 3
– Darth Vader & The Rebellion – 3
– Wilkie& The Handjives – 3
– Peter Penis & The Spiders – 3
– Reylo & The First Orders – 3
– OldGusMoran & the dingolings – 3
– EJV and the Westchester Nerds – 3
– Chico y los perros de Caza – 3
– Una Garulla & The Quail Twins – 3
– Like cloaks The Firs Order – 3
– Miles & The Mio Mio – 3
– ChiChiHuaHuas – 3
– Arby’s we have The Teats – 3
@Acidsparkle420 – A Mortgage For Earl – 3
– Hoes Begat Hoes – 3
@explicitlyrical – Loose and Languid – 3
– The Mentally Deranged Dotards – 3
– Fibonacci Sequins – 3
– Talib Kweli and the Diabolic Nazis – 3
@MilesMoranTalks – The Potty Professionals – 3
@JustinAzpiazu – Toxic Taco – 3
– Wicked Thoughts – 3
– Cadillac farts and whisky nachos – 3
– The Cigarettes – 3
- @explicitlyrical – Fuck Yeah, Corn!!! – 2
– Unreasonable Dumbass – 2
– Protestant Protest Ants – 2
@JustinAzpiazu – Bad Hombres – 2
@MyXXFLY – Quandarius Cooch – 2
– Uncanny Valley Face – 2
@dr_octo_stress – Mother Theresa of Kink – 2
@Faulty_TARDIS – Initial Birth – 2
@SammySweety726 – The Sniffle Coughs – 2
@MilesMoranTalks – Poop of the Night – 2
– SpongeBob & The Patty Pals – 2
@VictorMoranLive – Kelly’s Roast Beed – 2
– Breaking Plaid – 2
– Torrential Downpour – 2
– The Feeder Band Band – 2
– Fountains of Wang – 2
– Bullied By Babies – 2
@Acidsparkle420 – Death Is A Black Woman – 2
– Canvas Of Destruction – 2
@GrouchO_cfc_ – Witch Bitch – 2
– Bloody Fools – 2
@OldGusMoran – Kyrie & The Dairrheas – 2
– Zazapu & The Zebras – 2
– Heartthrob & The Lady Killers – 2
– Mud Slide Slim & The Blue Horizons – 2
– HootyTootyFruityORudy – 2
– Tardis & The Late Bloomers – 2
- @VictorMoranLive – My Dental Progress – 1
– Sickly Saber – 1
– Core Compression – 1
@Acidsparkle420 – Shrimp Wig – 1
- @VictorMoranLive – Ivanka Be In Pictures – 0
– Zombie Rapist – 0
Congratulations to @explicitlyrical & @MilesMoranTalks! Frank came in swinging hard this year and though he had 5 body blows that would take ANY other competitor down, Miles held on till the last second of the year and though I found myself alone at the bottom of the barrel this year I vow that I shall RISE LIKE PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES OF 2017 TO COME BACK VICTORIOUS IN THE NEW YEAR! Or you know, at least tie for first. What has become of me my friend. Now fly toward 2018 my titanium twitter tyrants AND LET THE GAME BEGIN!!!