Podcast Synopsis:

This Will Not Be Helpful is an informative monthly podcast with very little information where hosts Erik Chavez and Victor Moran shoot the shit about news, random topics and answer YOUR sent in questions without the aid of google.

              

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  Ep76 – The Soul of The Walt Disney Corporation

RUNTIME: 01:48:16

SHOW NOTES: 

GAME  – Name That Partially Nude Character

TOPIC – The Walt Disney Corporation (would Walt be proud?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including a fuck, marry, kill, Disney edition.


  Ep75 – Sprinkle in Some Goldblum

RUNTIME: 01:13:33

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Format change? (in house news).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Rick & Morty Season 4

TOPIC – Jeff Goldblum (The perfect spice)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about hurricane season tips.


  CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.04)

RUNTIME: 00:38:20

SHOW NOTES: 

OUR PROUD SPONSORSTHERE – The Ass-Gas Translator – Wyoming – Brains! – Beer & Concrete Factory Wholesale Specialty Warehouse Megastore and Company – Spider-Net Webbing Systems – Wormholes – BBQ-FLEX – Anchovies – The Optic Nerve – Tammy’s Titillating Tomato Farm – Rock Mountain Marble Seeds – Rutabaga – SmartFace

PLUS – Disney Or Porn?

(click here to ask Erik for more ADs)


  Ep74 – Bringing Back Greek Mythology

RUNTIME: 01:21:37

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – School Shootings Finally Cured (School Shooting News), Tom Brady & The NFL (Erik’s Sports Corner).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Comic-Con 2020

TOPIC – Greek Mythology (Where did it go?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about Pop-Tarts.


  Ep73 – Back To NOT Being Helpful

RUNTIME: 01:27:16

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Feel Good Corona News, Shitty Corona News and Silly Political News.

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Moment: Easy Homemade mask

TOPIC – MORE Quarantine Recommendations (what we’ve been watching so far)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about analingus.


  CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.03)

RUNTIME: 00:37:31

SHOW NOTES: 

OUR PROUD SPONSORSSpring – Rock ‘n’ Roll Ice Cream – Allen Keys – Placentas – Bunsen Burners – Stonehenge – Sweep & Slide Socks – Maury’s Mighty Mythological Minotaur Maze – Molasses – Terminal Velocity – Red Rover Shipping Services – The Potter’s Wheel – Fuzzy Fruits – Waterboarding – The Awkward Moment of Silence – The Sun – Umbrella-copter MaxX

PLUS – Words of Wisdom from O.J. Simpson

(click here to ask Erik for more ADs)


  Ep72 – A Quick Word

RUNTIME: 01:11:06

SHOW NOTES: 

TOPIC – Quarantine Recommendations (what to do while stuck at home)


  Ep71 – Corona News & Quarantine Tips

RUNTIME: 01:13:18

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Further Douchebaggery of Jared Leto (Corona Entertainment News), Corona Hits Pandora (Corona Jimmy News).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Moment: Corona Quarantine Diaries

TOPIC – Quarantine Recommendations (what to do while stuck at home)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about parallel universe time rates.


  Ep70 – The Shats’ Horse Cum & Rear Projection

RUNTIME: 01:20:53

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Damn It Jim, I’m a Doctor, Not a Breeder (Horse News), Aw, Fleet, Fleet, Fleet, Fleet (Tech News).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Internet Pockets

TOPIC – The Return of Rear Projection (revamping ancient movie magic)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including a Thundercats, Heman, TMNT battle royale.


  Ep69 – Indiana Jones & The Black Holes of Sex

RUNTIME: 01:42:08

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – There’s an X-Ray in Your Black Hole (Space News), He Belongs in a Museum (Entertainment News).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Countdown

TOPIC – Sex 101 (what we do in the dark)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if porn is cheating.


  Ep68 – An Insane World & Saturday Sketches

RUNTIME: 01:23:22

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Problems With Your Pipes (Local News), Say Goodnight Harvey (MeToo News).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: Mad Man Mike Hughes

TOPIC – SNL (has it changed enough?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about flower homicide.


  Ep67 – Car Wrecks, Nude Theft & An Intro To Cosplay

RUNTIME: 01:02:30

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Wrecked Him? Damn Near Killed Him (NASCAR News), That A Ribeye In Your Pants Or You Just Happy To See Me? (Florida Man News).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Discussion: The End of the Video Game Movie Curse?

TOPIC – Cosplay (why we dress up)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about female body odor.


  Ep66 – Tantrums & The Search For Ancestry

RUNTIME: 01:16:52

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – And The Oscar Goes To THIS Whiney Bitch  (Hissy Fit News), Jail Time For Juicy (Justice News).

HALFTIME – Mid-Show Game: Disney or Prono.

TOPIC – The Ancestry Business (why we need to know where we came from)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including drunk sex vs. high sex.


  Ep65 – Local News & The Second Ice Age?

RUNTIME: 01:10:09

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Don’t Trust a Big Butt & a Smile  (Dumbfuck News), They Runnin’, They Runnin’ (Marathon News).

HALFTIME – Mid Show Discussion: Jack Black.

TOPIC – Mini Ice Age? (the fun and you)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about a gloryhole vortex.


  Ep64 – Death, Contagion & AR Contact Lenses

RUNTIME: 01:02:26

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Tragedy In The Sky  (Sad News), The Second Worst Corona Grows(Epidemic News).

HALFTIME – Mid Show Chat: Miami Earthquake, The DNC Conspiracy & TikTok Testical Challange.

TOPIC – Smart Contact Lens (wait, what?!?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one about Back To The Future’s darkest timeline.


  Ep63 – Flint Justice, Australian Charity & N.A.S.A.

RUNTIME: 01:15:00

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – And Justice For All  (FUCK YEAH News), The Pleasure of Charity (Environmental News).

HALFTIME – Guns Akimbo trailer.

TOPIC – N.A.S.A. (our history & future with space)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including how to know you’re in love for real.


  Ep62 – The Oscars, The Queen & Some Travel

RUNTIME: 01:25:21

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Keeping Up With The Royals  (Monarchy News), I’d Like To Thank The Academy… For Nothing (Entertainment News).

HALFTIME – Disney or Porn.

TOPIC – Travel (what where we go means)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the best use of the word fuck.


  Ep61 – the Star Wars Spectacular

RUNTIME: 02:00:02

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Don’t Look Now, It’s Max Rebo (Entertainment News), The Fall of the Rise of Skywalker (Box Office News).

HALFTIME – Ewok or Wookiee.

TOPIC – Star Wars (the galaxy far far away)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 13 questions including if Padma’s into erotic asphyxiation.


  CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.02)

RUNTIME: 00:32:39

SHOW NOTES: 

OUR PROUD SPONSORSMagic Billy Bean King Beans – Irma’s Burmeese Tiger Pit Kit – Moissst Towelettessss – The REAL Counter Guys – Alligator Ville U.S.A. – THUNDER CAN! – Butt Breeze – Pocket Shark! – The Kiwi – Bagel-Burgers – Time – Hammer Whores – Centenarians – Hose Water – Piranhas – The Bowcast-Hedge-Trimmer Crossbow

PLUS – Fruit OR Pokemon!

(click here to listen to Hey Erik, You Got An Ad Vol.1)


  Ep60 – Christmas Vibes & The End of 2019

RUNTIME: 01:16:47

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Don’t Look Now, It’s Harvey Weinstein (Entertainment News), The Third Coming (Video Game News).

HALFTIME – Christmas Moments from Erik & Victor.

TOPIC – End of The Year Wrap Up (the year in review)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if Santa fucks.


  Ep59 – Smoke, Coke & SantaCon

RUNTIME: 01:14:01

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Chasing Smoke (Hip-Hop News?), Consumers Are The Fucking Worst (Bitch Made News).

HALFTIME – Trailerpalooza! No Time To Die, Wonder Woman: 1984, Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

TOPIC – SantaCon (freedom or chaos?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Stitch vs. Venom.


  Ep58 – Bandwidth & The Death of Late Night

RUNTIME: 01:33:40

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Ole Miss Pisses It Away (Sport News), The Rise of Widow (Marvel News).

TOPIC – Late Night (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including circumcision preferences.


 Ep57 – Flatulence, Felines & A Happy Thanksgiving

RUNTIME: 01:05:31

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – All We Are Is Farts In The WInd (Buzzfeed News), Cats Got My Soul (Movie News).

TOPIC – Thanksgiving (food & celebration)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the cuteness of baby Yoda.


Ep56 – Dead Actors, Live Services & Fandoms

RUNTIME: 01:10:22

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Rebel Without A Soul (Entertainment News), Disney+ Lets The Mandalorian Shoot First (Streaming War News).

TOPIC – Fandom (the good, the bad & the ugly)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including social media spoiler etiquette.


Ep55 – Two Idiots Yelling At Each Other

RUNTIME: 01:47:43

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Chicken So Good You’ll Stab Your Momma (Chicken Sandwich News), Come With Me If You Want To Die (Entertainment News).

TOPIC – Guns? (…and government)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including prison prices of double cheeseburgers.


 Ep54 – The Fall Or Lack Thereof

RUNTIME: 01:13:32

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Facebook Employees Speak Up (Social Media News), Cyber Bullying Leads To Resignation (Internet News).

TOPIC – The Fall (the autumn season)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including adjusting to life out of jail.


 Ep53 – Streaming Exorcisms

RUNTIME: 01:31:34

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Bond… $2 Billion Bond (Streaming War News), The Rise of The Final Trailer (Star Wars News).

TOPIC – Exorcisms & Possessions (fact or fiction)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one with elephant’s butts.


 Ep52 – Urban Legends of Drugs & Honey

RUNTIME: 01:18:50

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Can You Tell Me How To Get… Drugs (Entertainment News), Lebron Tries To Keep His Honey (MORE China News).

TOPIC – Urban Legends (tales from the hood)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including how to stop watching incest porn.


 Ep51 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots

RUNTIME: 01:29:51

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Caution: Zomdeer Crossing (Nevada News), South Park Banned In The 100 Acre Wood (China News).

TOPIC – Zombies (the undead horde)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the status of ketchup.


 Ep50 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots

RUNTIME: 01:21:17

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – ONE DOWN (Oddly Fair News), Winnie & His Weapons (China News).

TOPIC – Haunted Vacation Spots  (Where to visit)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we would do for a Klondike bar.


 Ep49 – Talking Rapid-Fire News & UFOs at Site B

RUNTIME: 01:00:20

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – They Came In Peace, They All Left High (Meme News), A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Stabbing Please (Little News).

TOPIC – UFO Acknowledgement  (What does it mean?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our top 5 apocalypse shelter ideas.


 Ep48 – Love Thy Colonel: The Science of Advertising

RUNTIME: 01:27:21

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Vaccine Killed My Baby! (Anti-Vaxxer News), Finger Lickin’ What The Fuck?! (Chicken News).

TOPIC – Advertising (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the difference between slutty and sexy.


 Ep47 – Ridiculously Random & The Work of Mel Brooks

RUNTIME: 01:41:40

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Big Booty Hoes, Swim Wit It (Sports News), Asleep Behind the Wheel (Tech News).

TOPIC – Mel Brooks (it’s good to be the king)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our biggest kinks.


 Ep46 – Space + Chicken Sandwich = Vampires

RUNTIME: 01:16:00

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Chicken or Your Life (Chicken Sandwich News), Crimes… In… SPACE! (NASA News).

TOPIC – Vampires (fact or fiction?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why they ask for money in church..


 Ep45 – A Prince, The Saga & Televised Cartoons

RUNTIME: 02:24:12

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Prince & The Anchor (Outrage News), Looks Like We Got Ourselves a Star War (Fandom News).

TOPIC – Cartoon TV Shows (why do we love them so?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Spider-Man being out of the MCU.


 Ep44 – Dreams of The TV Man

RUNTIME: 01:26:22

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Stop Leaving Your Fucking Babies in the Car! (Dead Baby News), The Ole Flim Flam by The TV Man (Random News).

TOPIC – Sleep & Dreams (the brain at work)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we think is in the center of the earth.


 Ep43 – Saying Fuck You & The State of Weed

RUNTIME: 01:21:39

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Prematurely Killed Before The Hunt (Entertainment News), Panic At The Kremlin (Russian News).

TOPIC – State of The Weed (the legalization show)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if Home Alone needs a remake.


 Ep42 – Out of The Beach, Into Robotics

RUNTIME: 01:15:56

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – They Shootin’ They Shootin’ (Mass Shooting News), The Scam Goes On (University News).

TOPIC – Robotics vol.1 (where are we?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including tits vs ass.


 Ep41 – Avengers, Area 51 & The Comic Con Catch Up

RUNTIME: 01:29:52

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Pandora Falls (Box Office News), The Raid of Area 51 (Internet News).

TOPIC – Comic Con Catch-up (the media blitz)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including THE GLOW of Sho’nuff.


 Ep40 – Influencers, The French Goblin & Dinosaurs

RUNTIME: 01:09:25

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Shots Fired at The White Moose Cafe (Internet News), The Flying Frenchman (International News).

TOPIC – Dinosaurs (prehistoric monsters?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including a new round of FMK.


 Ep39 – Disney Fighters & The Mark Of The Werewolf

RUNTIME: 01:15:50

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – A Farewell to Arms (sports News), Fight at Disney (Internet News).

TOPIC –  Werewolves (the mythology of the beast)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including salty or sweet?


CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? (Vol.1)

RUNTIME: 00:24:18

SHOW NOTES: 

OUR PROUD SPONSORS – Shoes – The Crapper Cam and Scanner – Killer Cats – The Poop Swooper – Weed Wacker 2019 – DOPE Style! – Bridge Depot – Fire – Seashells – AciD sOckS – Paper Clips – The Guillotine – Under-Where? – Peter Piper’s Peck Pickle Picked Pepper Farms – Chainsaw Massacre Warehouse – Mothballs – Wishy Washy Windshield Wiper Washer Fluid


 Ep38 – Instagram Models & The Concept of Time

RUNTIME: 01:15:28

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Instagram Model is Secret Genius (Instagram News), No Sleep Till Norwegia (international News).

TOPIC – Time Travel (the possibilities are endless)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including underusing your vagina.


 Ep37 – Hate Max, Distrust Crypto & Love Keanu

RUNTIME: 01:22:49

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Max Landis Accusations… Plural (Hollywood News), Facebook Creeps With Crypto (Facebook News).

TOPIC – Keanu Reeves (the man, the myth, the legend)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including emotion vs logic in decision making.


 Ep36 – Nazis, Big Papi & The End of The Fox X-Men

RUNTIME: 01:25:00

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Nazis Invade Motor City Pride (Good Cop News), Who Shot Big Papi (Sports News).

TOPIC – The Fox X-Men (the farewell episode)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our best/worst pick up lines.


 Ep35 – YouTubers, Bishops & The State of Society

RUNTIME: 01:31:02

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Avengers Endgame Box Office (update), Crowder Vs. Maza (YouTube News), A Bishop Walks Into Twitter (Religion Fuck News).

TOPIC – The State of Society (is this where we at folks?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the Xenomorph in the MCU.


 Ep34 – Conquering Everest, Bad Cops & The Streaming Wars

RUNTIME: 01:43:48

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – TFueu/FaZe Clan (update), The Cop That WANTED to Shoot (Shitty Cop News), Everest Death Toll Climbs (Dumb Fuck News).

TOPIC – The Streaming Wars (a constant update)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why chickens can’t fly.


 Ep33 – Lawsuits, Sex Strikes & Disney Remakes

RUNTIME: 01:35:27

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – TFueu Sues FaZe Clan (Esports News), The Milano Sex Strike (Female News).

TOPIC – Disney Live Action Remakes (a wish list)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why a raven is like a writing desk.


 Ep32 – The Cancelation Effect & Anti Vaxxers

RUNTIME: 01:12:21

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Put Putting In The Box Office (Avengers Endgame News), The Cancelation of James Charles (Internet Influencer News)

TOPIC –  Anti Vaxxers (THESE fucking idiots)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including where kangaroos learned to choke each other out.


 Ep31 – The Kentucky Derby & The Origins Of Man

RUNTIME: 01:31:00

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Slice and Dice (Local News), Kentucky Fried Equestrian (Horse News)

TOPIC – An intro to The Origins of Man (Ancient Civilizations)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including M&M cannibalism.


 Ep30 – The Avengers Endgame Spectacular

RUNTIME: 02:54:47

SHOW NOTES: 

AVENGERS NEWS – Historical Opening Weekend (Box office News), Chaos Reigns (Reception News)

TOPIC – Avengers Endgame (spoiler discussion)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what the fuck now?


 Ep29 – Flint Justice & The Joy of Action Figures

RUNTIME: 01:14:07

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Uber Driver Leaves Woman & Baby Stranded (Fucking, really dude? News), Flint Says Fuck You (That’s what you get News)

TOPIC – Action Figures (What makes a great action figure?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including listening to music at the speed of sound.


 Ep28 – The Microdosing Jedi of Notre Dame

RUNTIME: 01:26:12

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Sanctuary! (French News), There Is Another (Star Wars News)

TOPIC – Microdosing (Pros, Cons & Conclusions)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what song we want played at our funerals?


 Ep27 – Pre-Sale Tickets & The State of The University

RUNTIME: 01:22:11

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Road Rage Death (Local News), Avengers: Endgame pre-sales (Entertainment News)

TOPIC – College (Debt, Social Stigmas, Worth)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what dinosaur could kill Thanos?


 Ep26 – Spring Break, Serial Killers & An Introduction To Conspiracy

RUNTIME: 01:35:10

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS (updates) – Smollett Case (whuuuuuuuut? News), New Zealand Shooting (load of bullshit News), Mueller Report (government infighting News)

TOPIC – Conspiracy Theories (JFK, Hoffa & Area-51)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our favorite serial killers.


 Ep25 – Horror Shows, Redemption Arcs & Toy Stories

RUNTIME: 01:27:03

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Shooting at New Zealand Mosque (International News), Guardians of The Apology (holy shit News)

TOPIC – Pixar (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the link between caffeine & nicotine and creativity.


 Ep24 – Canada, Jaguars & Marvel, Oh My

RUNTIME: 01:23:47

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Trudeau Scandal (Canadian News), Jaguar Ruins Selfie (Dumb Ass News)

TOPIC – Captain Marvel & The MCU (internet rage, non-spoiler & spoiler reviews and the state of the MCU)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the durability of cockroaches.


 Ep23 – Flat Earthers & The Dark Side of The Momo

RUNTIME: 01:17:12

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Suburbanite Scare… No MOMO (Internet News), Vive La Force!

TOPIC – Flat Earthers (those dumb fucks)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including The Doctor’s post regeneration masturbation.


 Ep22 – Sex, Lies & Videotape

RUNTIME: 01:06:01

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Burger King Bomb Scare (Local News), The Not-So-Happy Ending of Robert Kraft.

TOPIC – Celebrity Sex Scandals & Rumors (bookended by Travoltas)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Fuck, Marry, Kill: Alien Edition.


 Ep21 – And The Oscar Goes To…

RUNTIME: 02:09:34

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Bernie Brings The Bid, Plot Thickens on Actor Assault.

TOPIC – The Academy Awards (The history, controversy & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the connection of lunar and menstrual cycles.


 Ep20 – Revenge of The Remake & General Mischief

RUNTIME: 01:30:40

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Rise of The Alliance of American Football, Revenge of the Remake trailers (Aladdin, Child’s Play).

TOPIC – Kids Playing Outdoors (games, discovery & general mischief)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the overhyping of Unicorns.


 Ep19 – Liam Neesons & The Films of The 19

RUNTIME: 01:16:56

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Liam Neeson’s Gets Clickbaited, Man Sues Parents For Existence.

TOPIC – Upcoming Films of 2019 (hype, curious and not interested)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Wolverine’s sexual positions.


 Ep18 – The Belichick Effect & An Introduction To Aliens

RUNTIME: 01:31:52

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Government Shutdown Ends, Shoot-Out at Food Truck.

TOPIC – Aliens (part-1 intro to aliens)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if thick thighs really save lives.


 Ep17 – Going Viral In The Game Of Life

RUNTIME: 01:30:09

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Covington Catholic School Outrage, ‘Bikini Climber’ Falls To Death.

TOPIC – Board Games

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one with a Wookie.


 Ep16 – the Trump Catering Co. & The 80’s Comedy Sequel

RUNTIME: 01:30:08

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Trump Caters Clemson Tigers, Coming To America Sequel Coming.

TOPIC – 80’s Comedy Sequels (ones we deserved but never got and ones we got but never deserved)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what a black hole is?


 Ep15 – the Wall, the Beat Down & The New Year

RUNTIME: 01:25:32

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The government shutdown, Polyana Viana run in with thief.

TOPIC – Hopes and Dreams for 2019

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why now?


 Ep14 – the end of the year & the rise of the machines

RUNTIME: 01:37:38

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Victor Moran Banned Off Twitter, Man Attacked by Robot.

TOPIC – The Terminator  (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the meaning of Christmas.


 Ep13 – All’s Fair in Pyramid Love & Infinity War

RUNTIME: 01:31:47

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Kevin Hart & the Oscars, Pyramid Sex Investigation.

TOPIC – Erik finally sees Infinity War (review/discussion/predictions for Endgame)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the lineage of Wonder Woman.


 Ep12 – Drunk December & The Freedom of Speech

RUNTIME: 01:00:16

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – George H.W. Bush Dies, Captain Marvel Trailer 2 drops.

TOPIC – Freedom of speech. (part one?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the first curse word..


 Ep11B – Mars & The Holiday Season

RUNTIME: 01:10:22

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – NASA’s InSight Lands on Mars, The Lion King Teaser arrives.

TOPIC – The trappings of the Holiday season.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Hulk sex stuff.


 Ep10 – The Marvelous Life & Death of Stan Lee

RUNTIME: 01:39:41

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Security Guard Killed by Cop, Stan Lee Dies at 95.

TOPIC – Our Top 10 Marvel comic movies.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why are red onions purple.


 Ep9 – Midterm Rhapsody & Survivalism

RUNTIME: 01:23:26

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Bohemian Rhapsody movie, The 2018 Midterms.

TOPIC – Survivalism.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the eating habits of zombies.


 Ep8 – The 1st Annual Halloween Spooky Spectacular

RUNTIME: 01:26:13

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Amy Schumer VS The NFL, Christmas Invades Halloween! Halloween Retaliates.

TOPIC – 20 Spooky Movie Suggestions for Halloween.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including does Jason just want a hug?


 Ep7 – Zen Makers & The Chuck E. Cheese Conspiracy

RUNTIME: 01:11:46

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – WarnerMedia joins the streaming wars, Chuck E. Cheese fihght epidemic.

TOPIC – The Joys of Working With Your Hands

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our favorite chick flicks.


 Ep6 – Best Friends & The Theater Experience

RUNTIME: 01:08:40

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – High School football fatality, James Gunn to write/direct Suicide Squad 2.

TOPIC – The Future of Movie Theater Experience

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including 1 that gives birth to the hashtag #PhilJacksonForDC.


 Ep5 – Video Games & Gender Reveals

RUNTIME: 00:56:02

SHOW NOTES: 

GUEST – Justin Azpiazu

NEWS – The Kavanaugh circus, Gender reveal fire.

TOPIC – Evolution of the Video Game

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the ultimate hypothetical 3-way battle royale.


 Ep4 – Jokers, Pudding Pops & The Internet

RUNTIME: 1:10:52

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Bill Cosby sentenced, Joker origin movie footage.

TOPIC – The Internet (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including dinner for 6 with murder.


 Ep3-B – Masochists & Mutants

RUNTIME: 1:26:44

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – McKamey Manor, Shots fired at DrDisRespect.

TOPIC – The X-Men (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the chicken or egg conundrum.


 Ep2 – Transparency is Key

RUNTIME: 1:02:35

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – John McCainiral Tinder date stunt, Louis C.K. surprises the Comedy Cellar.

TOPIC – The 90’s (movies, music, tv, sports & nostalgia)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Modern Phone Etiquette.


 Ep1 – Muppets & the Meaning of Life

RUNTIME: 1:03:45

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Viral Tinder date stunt, Micheal Cohen pleads guilty.

TOPIC – Muppets (The Happy Time Murders/Jim Henson/Frank Oz)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including The Meaning of Life.