2017’s #GreatestBandNamesEver OVER!

2017’s #GreatestBandNamesEver OVER!

Happy New Year everybody! Well it’s now officially 2018 which means that 2017’s #GreatestBandNamesEver contest is over and I know you’ve been waiting for the results. Once again, good job everybody. Now let’s get to it.

RESULTS:

(example: Ranking – Tweeter – Band Name – Favorites)

  1. @explicitlyrical – Foreskin Reclamation Front – 7

– Muffin Buffet – 7

– Busy Chewnola & the Mini Jumbones – 7

– That Pink Protuberance – 7

– Kitschy Tchotchkes – 7

 

@MilesMoranTalks – Okeechobee-Wan Kenobi – 7

 

 

  1. @MilesMoranTalks – The Bad Idea Bonanza – 6

– Butt Trumpet – 6

 

@VictorMoranLive – Putin On The Ritz – 6

– The Actively Tired – 6

– Junkyard Bitch – 6

– Conversations With Your Ex Wife – 6

 

@explicitlyrical – The Naked Twister Incident of ’06 – 6

– Jagged Toenail – 6

 

@OldGusMoran – Snoke & The Mindbenders – 6

 

 

  1. @VictorMoranLive – Shit Show Shenanigans – 5

– Cuntjunctivitis – 5

– Accidental Face – 5

– Speculative Spectacles – 5

– Baby Krakatoa – 5

 

@explicitlyrical – Shitty Graffiti – 5

– Gelato Farts – 5

 

@MilesMoranTalks – Jar Jar and The Jar of Jars – 5

– The Toadstool Trio – 5

 

 

  1. @VictorMoranLive – Mutterfugger – 4

– Modern Whorefare – 4

– Hufflepuff Incorporated – 4

– Fishnet Floozy – 4

– Sunset Dickdown – 4

– Box of Knives – 4

– A Plethora of Pinatas – 4

– Munchhausen ‘n Cheese – 4

– Booger Brigade – 4

– Endorian Skies – 4

– Caribbean Jackrabbit – 4

– Crossbow Penpals – 4

– Antisocialbiotic – 4

– Premium Quaid – 4

 

@SammySweety726 – Driving Caffeine – 4

– Groot’s Boombox – 4

 

@explicitlyrical – T.M.D.T. – Too Many Dabs Today – 4

– Potato Famine – 4

– Disaster debris haulers – 4

– Shatner’s Chicanery – 4

 

@Acidsparkle420 – AKA Skeez McQueen – 4

– Alligator Death Roll – 4

 

@OldGusMoran – Hurricanes Suck & The Tongue Twisters – 4

– Kyloren & The Epic 8 Renbeats – 4

– Victor and the bundt cake – 4

– Grut & The Rootbenders – 4

– WaWa & The Wazoo – 4

– Groucho & The Conspiering Moran’s – 4

 

@MyXXFLY – Storm Surge – 4

– Catastrophic Khaki Crappers – 4

– Tiny Fruit Conspiracy – 4

 

@JustinAzpiazu – Bukowski’s scrote – 4

 

 

  1. @VictorMoranLive – Fucked For Sure – 3

– Fisting Winston – 3

– Canada Drugs – 3

– The Benchmark Suicides – 3

– Accurate As Fuck – 3

– Schindler’s Fist – 3

– Radioactive Zombie – 3

– Soul Snore – 3

– Definitelt – 3

– Chocolate Tears – 3

– Schrodinger’s Cunt – 3

 

@GrouchO_cfc_ – The Guttenbergers – 3

– John Hickey & The Crew – 3

– Reactor 6 – 3

 

@OldGusMoran – Aunt Bee & the Mayberries – 3

– Darth Vader & The Rebellion – 3

– Wilkie& The Handjives – 3

– Peter Penis & The Spiders – 3

– Reylo & The First Orders – 3

– OldGusMoran & the dingolings – 3

– EJV and the Westchester Nerds – 3

– Chico y los perros de Caza – 3

– Una Garulla & The Quail Twins – 3

– Like cloaks The Firs Order – 3

– Miles & The Mio Mio – 3

– ChiChiHuaHuas – 3

– Arby’s we have The Teats – 3

 

@Acidsparkle420 – A Mortgage For Earl – 3

– Hoes Begat Hoes – 3

 

@explicitlyrical – Loose and Languid – 3

– The Mentally Deranged Dotards – 3

– Fibonacci Sequins – 3

– Talib Kweli and the Diabolic Nazis – 3

 

@MilesMoranTalks – The Potty Professionals – 3

 

@JustinAzpiazu – Toxic Taco – 3

– Wicked Thoughts – 3

– Cadillac farts and whisky nachos – 3

– The Cigarettes – 3

 

 

  1. @explicitlyrical – Fuck Yeah, Corn!!! – 2

– Unreasonable Dumbass – 2

– Protestant Protest Ants – 2

 

@JustinAzpiazu – Bad Hombres – 2

 

@MyXXFLY – Quandarius Cooch – 2

– Uncanny Valley Face – 2

 

@dr_octo_stress – Mother Theresa of Kink – 2

 

@Faulty_TARDIS – Initial Birth – 2

 

@SammySweety726 – The Sniffle Coughs – 2

 

@MilesMoranTalks – Poop of the Night – 2

– SpongeBob & The Patty Pals – 2

 

@VictorMoranLive – Kelly’s Roast Beed – 2

– Breaking Plaid – 2

– Torrential Downpour – 2

– The Feeder Band Band – 2

– Fountains of Wang – 2

– Bullied By Babies – 2

 

@Acidsparkle420 – Death Is A Black Woman – 2

– Canvas Of Destruction – 2

 

@GrouchO_cfc_ – Witch Bitch – 2

– Bloody Fools – 2

 

@OldGusMoran – Kyrie & The Dairrheas – 2

– Zazapu & The Zebras – 2

– Heartthrob & The Lady Killers – 2

– Mud Slide Slim & The Blue Horizons – 2

– HootyTootyFruityORudy – 2

– Tardis & The Late Bloomers – 2

 

 

  1. @VictorMoranLive – My Dental Progress – 1

– Sickly Saber – 1

– Core Compression – 1

 

@Acidsparkle420 – Shrimp Wig – 1

 

 

  1. @VictorMoranLive – Ivanka Be In Pictures – 0

– Zombie Rapist – 0

 

 

Congratulations to @explicitlyrical & @MilesMoranTalks! Frank came in swinging hard this year and though he had 5 body blows that would take ANY other competitor down, Miles held on till the last second of the year and though I found myself alone at the bottom of the barrel this year I vow that I shall RISE LIKE PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES OF 2017 TO COME BACK VICTORIOUS IN THE NEW YEAR! Or you know, at least tie for first. What has become of me my friend. Now fly toward 2018 my titanium twitter tyrants AND LET THE GAME BEGIN!!!

Monday To Monday – Episode #11

Monday To Monday – Episode #11


One day late AGAIN but Episode #11 of Monday To Monday is up for you to consume with the brainwaves that help you decode image and sound into information. Again, sorry for the delay just shaking off the last of that holiday grossness. We will be back on our regular schedule next week. AS ALWAYS remember you can follow Gary on twitter @GarryInRealLife and his son Ryan @NotYetNightWing.

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2016’s #GreatestBandNamesEver OVER!

2016’s #GreatestBandNamesEver OVER!

Happy New Year everybody! Well it’s now officially 2017 which can only mean one thing…. 2016’s #GreatestBandNamesEver contest is over and YES the results are all in. Good job everybody, there were some truly great band names. 

RESULTS:

(example: Ranking – Tweeter – Band Name – Favorites)

  1. @MilesMoranTalks – Throw-up Blow-up – 11
  2. @MilesMoranTalks – Moving Pipes – 10
  3. @Acidsparkle420 – Garrote-Weiler – 9

       @JustinAzpiazu – Radioactive Amnesia – 9

  1. @MilesMoranTalks – Ghost Blockers – 7

       @ORBRO666 – Cuniving Cunt – 7

  1. @MilesMoranTalks – Underwater Tango – 5

       @ORBRO666 – Angry & Uncomfortable – 5

       @AcidSparkle420 – Maelstrom of Old Ladies – 5

       @OldGusMoran – Carrabacci & Bagpipers – 5

       @VictorMoranLive – Milk Snake – 5

       @VictorMoranLive – Sectarian Strife – 5

  1. @RobertColom – YouTube Rabbit Hole – 4

       @Acidsparkle420 – Pearl Packs Punches – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Relentless Murder – 4

       @RobertColom – Never Not Here – 4

       @Acidsparkle420 – Rightwing Santa – 4

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Becoming Bob Barker – 4

       @MilesMoranTalks – Angry With The Color of Poop – 4

       @ORBRO666 – Phallis in Chains – 4

       @OldGusMoran – Edison And The Electric Company – 4

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Milk Burrito – 4

       @SammySweety726 – Couch Spud Duds – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – My Digital Neurosis – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Anal Issues – 4

       @ORBRO666 – Commando Mierda – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Mongolian Beef – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Accidental Yoda – 4

  1. @ORBRO666 – Stinky Pink – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Grinding Ovaries – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Always Angry – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – A Conglomeration Of Trumps – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – The Ronald Reaganlution – 3

        @Faulty_TARDIS – Ratchet Grandma – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – Cancelling Eddie Money – 3

        @Faulty_TARDIS – Rasta Pasta – 3

        @Faulty_TARDIS – Gay Justice – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Puke Lerry – 3

        @MilesMoranTalks – Rickety Whirl Pool – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Take the Mushroom – 3

        @ORBRO666 – A Ranger Without a Stick – 3

        @BeccaShmekah – Jamaican Séance – 3

        @ORBRO666 – A Worthy Rebellion – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – Titanium White – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – Hip-Hop Hipsters – 3

       @VictorMoranLive – Emergency Ziti – 3

       @VictorMoranLive – 4am Pancakes – 3

       @dr_octo_stress – I Dream of Coffee – 3

       @ORBRO666 – Murder Hole – 3

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Metric Butthole – 3

  1. @ORBRO666 – Rage Babies – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Rotten Howdy Doody – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Marshmellow’s Asshole – 2

       @ORBRO666 – Forever Bruised – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Sleeping On Muppets – 2

       @ORBRO666 – The Blood Is Great – 2

       @Acidsparkle420 – Hair Metal Mrs. Garett – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Sterilized In Lava – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Swiss Cheese Tentacle – 2

       @OldGusMoran – Miles and The No Names – 2

       @ORBRO666 – Somewhere in the Pink – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Peninsula Deathtrap – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Hugs on Drugs – 2

       @JustinAzpiazu – Sonic Spluge – 2

       @ExplicitLyrical – Titty Trinity – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Panicking muppets – 2

       @Acidsparkle420 – Slick Willie And The Iron Lady – 2

       @VictorMoranLive – That Sickly Yellow – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Really Lame Mutant – 2

       @ORBRO666 – Black Cold – 2

  1. @VictorMoranLive – Horny & Lonely & Cranky – 1

       @BerettaBangs – Before I Pee – 1

       @ORBRO666 – The Thing People Do – 1

       @Yomittenkittens – Apposedly Supparently – 1

       @ExplicitLyrical – Tanner and the Tankie Faggots – 1

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Double Donut Monstrosity – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Sugars & Condoms – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Fat Moss – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Dead Mouth and The Broken Nails – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Bud Money – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – RIP Patty Duke – 1

       @BeccaShmekah – Sock of Cocaine – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Fist It Away – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Amethyst Vibes – 1

       @dr_octo_stress – Ellie with the Dinosaurs – 1

       @dr_octo_stress – Hot Dog Water – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Diarrhea Train – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – The Deplorables – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Baby Back Bitches – 1

       @ExplicitLyrical – Morbidly Obeser – 1

  1. @Acidsparkle420 – Xenu Poppin’ Collars – 0

       @VictorMoranLive – Saskatchewan Snow – 0

 

Congratulations to @MilesMoranTalks! As your father I’m proud of you but as a competitor… I’m coming for you next year. Also congrats to @RoberColom for ACTUALLY not having a band name with 0 votes. (That disgrace was met by myself and @Acidsparkle420) Onward and upward my twitter titans. And good luck in the following year.

TO 2017!!!!