YOU’RE TOO SAD. YOU’VE HIT LIKE, PEAK SAD.

YOU’RE TOO SAD. YOU’VE HIT LIKE, PEAK SAD.

Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

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   Day 17 keeps the chaos going with Anna when a zombie apocalypse creeps in overnight during the christmas season. Look, I actually just saw this movie recently and I can’t even tell you if I think it’s good or not but I CAN say that this is something you need to watch. Seriously, I don’t know if it’s the gore or the story or maybe it’s the music. Oh, did I forget to mention it’s a musical cuz it totally is. That’s right, a zombie apocalypse Christmas musical. Yeah… that’s a thing apparently. So learn the steps and don’t get to pitchy cuz Anna is gonna walk us through the apocalypse with a song.

 

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PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!

Jingle All The Way (1996)

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   Day 16 hits every parent in the feels with this hate letter to Christmas shopping starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a mildmannored father on the last minute search for his son’s ONLY Christmas wish… a Turbo-Man action figure. It also has one of the most random castings with Rita Wilson as his wife, Jake Lloyd as his son, Sinbad as the wacky mailman and Phil Hartman KILLING it as the neighbor desperatly trying to fuck Arnold’s wife. So make sure all the gifts are under the tree because Jingle All The Way is every parent’s waking nightmare but damn if it ain’t funny.

 

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WE’LL CALL IT… CHRISTMAS TWO!

WE’LL CALL IT… CHRISTMAS TWO!

Santa Claus The Movie (1985)

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   It’s day 15 and for the 3rd year in a row this CLASSIC is on the list because god dammit, it has it all. Duddley Moore, John Lithgow, immortality granting elves, reindeer high on PCP, Mrs. Claus titties in a corset, a street rat and the thirsty rich girl watching him from her window. I had Linda come in to do a commentary and we had a BLAST. The Audio Commentary is free for all but the Video Commentary is a premium member exclusive. So what are you waiting for? Burgess Meredith with a six foot stach to give you permission? So get ready for enough Santa lore to overflow your brain cuz Santa Claus is here in movie form.

 

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YULETIDE’S A BITCH, AINT IT?

YULETIDE’S A BITCH, AINT IT?

Surviving Christmas (2004)

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   Well, it’s day 14 which means I get to say, who remembers when Ben Afleck played a lonely rich sociopath that pays James Gandolfini to rent out his family to relive his childhood Christmases? No, yeah, this totally happened. Rounding off the cast of this ridiculous premise is your standard son that won’t stop masturbating to online porn, Katherine O’Hara in her second appearance in our program this year and sprinkle in some Christina Applegate for love interest purposes. Look, I know this sounds dumb and broad and yes it is but Afleck’s commitment is enough to get quite a few chuckles. Totally worth the watch.

 

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TWNBH – Ep59 – Smoke, Coke & SantaCon

TWNBH – Ep59 – Smoke, Coke & SantaCon

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SHOW NOTES:

NEWS – Chasing Smoke (Hip-Hop News?), Consumers Are The Fucking Worst (Bitch Made News).

HALFTIME – Trailerpalooza! No Time To Die, Wonder Woman: 1984, Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

TOPIC – SantaCon (freedom or chaos?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Stitch vs. Venom.

RUNTIME: 01:14:01


              


HOOOOOOOOOOWDY HO!

HOOOOOOOOOOWDY HO!

South Park – S03E15 – Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics (1999)

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   Day 13 has us going on down to South Park to have ourselves a festive time in their third holiday special where Mr. Hankey sits by the fireside and introduces musical segments from, Cartmen, The Devil and even a duet medley from Jesus & Santa. It’s the perfect way to get that old school holiday special while still satisfying your need for dick and fart jokes. What else can I say about South Park other than it’s South Park and nobody does Christmas like Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

 

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SNUGGLE IN, SWEETIE. IT’S COLD OUT THERE.

SNUGGLE IN, SWEETIE. IT’S COLD OUT THERE.

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

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   Day 12 takes us to the magical world of Tim Burton where a lonely artificial boy with scissors for hands is taken in by a suburban family. Is this the most Tim Burton movie that Tim Burton ever Tim Burtoned? Possibly, but the visuals are gorgeous and it’s filled with the likes of Wynona Ryder, Dianne West, Alan Arkin, Anthony Michael Hall and Johnny Depp before everyone got sick of him. It’s heartfelt and slightly tragic, which makes it the perfect Christmas movie. So get your hedges ready to be trimmed cuz Edward is gonna take a scissor to that son of bitch.

 

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NICE TRY, PITCH.

NICE TRY, PITCH.

Santa Claus Vs. The Devil (1959)

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   Alright, it’s day 11 and I think you’re ready to get your mind BLOWN by one of THE MOST bat shit crazy things I’ve ever watched in my entire life. See, Santa lives in a magical castle in space where he has a sweatshop of children making toys and singing songs in the most stereotypical garb they could wear. Then the magical computer with human lips tells him about the Devil but its not the Devil Devil but a lower Devil and then Merlin gets involved, IT’S FUCKING CRAZY! I sat down with Yesenia & Frank of MyXXfly and watched this for the first time and what followed is the most confused commentary of all time. The Audio Commentary is open for all but the Video Commentary is only available to premium members. You don’t want to miss this commentary, if only for the joy of seeing us sink further into confusion as it goes. So get as high as you can and prepare to be amazed because Santa Claus is about to go toe to toe with the Devil.

 

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YOU’RE AN EMOTIONAL FUCKING CRIPPLE.

YOU’RE AN EMOTIONAL FUCKING CRIPPLE.

Bad Santa (2003)

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   Moving on to day 10 where a pair of criminals sneak their way into a department store Santa gig to rob the place on Christmas Eve. It’s foul mouthed, raunchy and is a great excuse to be able to see Bernie Mac’s wonderful face again. And if all that isnt enough there’s a sex scene between Billy Bob Thorton and Lauren Graham where she continously shouts, “Fuck me Santa”. Yeah, for real that happens. So put the kid to bed and get a buzz going cuz it’s always so nice when Santa is bad.

 

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