NICE TRY, PITCH.

NICE TRY, PITCH.

Santa Claus Vs. The Devil (1959)

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   Alright, it’s day 11 and I think you’re ready to get your mind BLOWN by one of THE MOST bat shit crazy things I’ve ever watched in my entire life. See, Santa lives in a magical castle in space where he has a sweatshop of children making toys and singing songs in the most stereotypical garb they could wear. Then the magical computer with human lips tells him about the Devil but its not the Devil Devil but a lower Devil and then Merlin gets involved, IT’S FUCKING CRAZY! I sat down with Yesenia & Frank of MyXXfly and watched this for the first time and what followed is the most confused commentary of all time. The Audio Commentary is open for all but the Video Commentary is only available to premium members. You don’t want to miss this commentary, if only for the joy of seeing us sink further into confusion as it goes. So get as high as you can and prepare to be amazed because Santa Claus is about to go toe to toe with the Devil.

 

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YOU’RE AN EMOTIONAL FUCKING CRIPPLE.

YOU’RE AN EMOTIONAL FUCKING CRIPPLE.

Bad Santa (2003)

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   Moving on to day 10 where a pair of criminals sneak their way into a department store Santa gig to rob the place on Christmas Eve. It’s foul mouthed, raunchy and is a great excuse to be able to see Bernie Mac’s wonderful face again. And if all that isnt enough there’s a sex scene between Billy Bob Thorton and Lauren Graham where she continously shouts, “Fuck me Santa”. Yeah, for real that happens. So put the kid to bed and get a buzz going cuz it’s always so nice when Santa is bad.

 

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WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, CLAIRE?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, CLAIRE?

GO! (1999)

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   Day 9 and I bet most of you have never seen this outing by director Doug Liman and those who have completely forgot that YES, it is in fact a Christmas movie with performances from the likes of such baby faced actors as Katie Holmes, Timothy Olyphant, Melissa McCarthy and Taye Diggs spouting the classic line,  “If you were any less black you’d be clear”. Yeah… for real. So spend the night remembering how the late 90’s did the holidays with this time jumping tale of tantric sex, drugs and violence with an aesthetic inspired by raves, a soundtrack modeled after Fatboy Slim and narrative structure doing its best to attempt Tarantino because it’s time to GO.

 

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NEED A RIDE SANTA CLAUS?

NEED A RIDE SANTA CLAUS?

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)   

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   Day 8 is here to help you with that murderous Christmas season feeling by seeing what happens to Billy after his parents are killed by a criminal dressed as Santa. I promise that this is not going to go how you think it is. The gore is a blast, the nudity is expected and it’s become one of my new favorite Christmas Horror movies. I got together with Oscar, who had never seen this classic, and recorded a commentary for it. The Audio Commentary is open for all but the Video Commentary is only available to premium members so you can actually hear and watch Oscar experience it for the first time. For now beware the mother superior and stay out of Ira’s Toys cuz Santa is making a list and he’s killing all the naughty kids twice.

 

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HOW CAN THE SAME SHIT HAPPEN TO THE SAME GUY TWICE?

HOW CAN THE SAME SHIT HAPPEN TO THE SAME GUY TWICE?

Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

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   Day 7 is here and so is John McClane… AGAIN. The second Christmas entry in the franchise takes place in an airport and pits McClane against a NEW group of terrorists. They double down on the action, the one liners, the convoluted plot and definitely on the kill count. I couldn’t tell you how many people Bruce Willis kills in this thing. So let everyone else spend their days arguing if Die Hard is a Christmas movie cuz we’re moving on to the best case of sequalitist with that magical holiday flare.

 

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TWNBH – Ep58 – Bandwidth & The Death of Late Night

TWNBH – Ep58 – Bandwidth & The Death of Late Night

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SHOW NOTES:

NEWS – Ole Miss Pisses It Away (Sport News), The Rise of Widow (Marvel News).

TOPIC – Late Night (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including circumcision preferences.

RUNTIME: 01:33:40


              


SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE FOURTH DATE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!

SAVE THAT SHIT FOR THE FOURTH DATE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!

Office Christmas Party (2016)

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   Day 6 also takes place in the office workplace setting on Christmas Eve at an office party designed to land a prospective client that can save the company and hijinx insues. The story is unrealistic, the comedy is almost all physical and aside from Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston every actor is so over the top that the whole thing kind of feels like a cartoon BUT I must say that there is something oddly satisfying about watching a large party of people high off cocaine, distributed by a fan, just WRECK an office building from the inside, you know? So get your anarchy boner raging with this simple story about two dimensional characters fucking shit up.

 

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WE GOTTA FIX YOUR SELFIE GAME, STAT!

WE GOTTA FIX YOUR SELFIE GAME, STAT!

Aggretsuko: We Wish You A Metal Christmas  (2018)

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   It’s day 5 and we’re gonna bring it down to a more grounded kind of Christmas. Interoffice romance, shitty bosses, loneliness and a crippling dependency on instagram likes to value self worth. Oh, also it’s Christmas Eve and it’s a red panda AND she sings death metal. No joke, this is possibly the most realistic story about the holiday season on this list and it’s a Netflix anime. The animation is both adorable and badass, the characters are three dimensional and it’s angsty longing feels genuine. So get your selfie game on point and be careful if you’re prone to seizures cuz Aggretsuko is wishing you the metalest of Christmases.

 

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL!

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL!

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)

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   On to day 4 and I thought we’d give Home Alone a rest for a year and bring back the sequel set in the big apple. So what can I tell you that you don’t already know? Starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Tim Curry and Catherine O’hara in what will be her first of two appearances in the program this year. NOT ONLY is the cast great but the movie is the perfect example of how dumb we were as children. NO WAY a kid can do what he does in this movie and get away with it but we give in to the disbelief because it’s kid logic, it’s Christmas and who among us DIDN’T think that eating a pizza in a limo HAD to be what rich people were doing as a child.

 

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