Look, I can’t really remember when it happened and i’m a little on the busy side to have been tracking it but somewhere down the line the word ART has become an embarrassing word to use. Only said in dark rooms with low numbers at a volume slightly higher than a whisper and only when you know there will be no judgement. I thought it was a phase but it seems it’s here to stay and point is, we don’t do that shit here.
We don’t make content, we make art. We aren’t creators, we’re artists and me saying that shouldn’t sound corny or pretentious. I don’t say this unapologetically. The Ramones and NWA didn’t do shit meekly because they knew ARTIST isn’t an uppity self appointed title, it’s a vocation. This is our job and it costs money which means we have to work twice as hard because even in the best case scenario you finish every project in the negative. It’s like if you worked a 40 hour week, only got paid for 20 but the cost of going to work is what you get paid for 30. The life of an artist can be brutal as shit sometimes and turning a profit isn’t always guaranteed but we keep fucking doing it because we love it.
For example, I’m proud of EVERYTHING we have made on the site in it’s 4 year run. Even more so over the past 2 since I’ve been able to bring in more artists to spotlight and collaborate with. The plan pre 2020 was to continue going down that road. Hopefully allowing us all to grow as artists, making bigger and better projects that make you laugh and cry and ooh and ahh and think and shit. Make no mistake, no one at VictorMoranLive is trying to be famous or get rich. If they were they wouldn’t be here working with me. Seriously, it’s like I’m allergic to anything that makes money but what can I say, ADs suck, investors meddle and if you need more reasons than that I can’t help you.
Look, 2020 was rough on everyone and we literally got hit JUST as we had just started picking up some steam but we did and are doing our best to keep this going because to me VictorMoranLive isn’t just a company, it’s a refuge for all the malfunctioning bubblegum chewing rejects, both ON screen and WATCHING it. A place where “How can we make money off this?” is never asked before the job is done. A place that is…
Now if nothing I’ve said sounds appealing to you, I get it, we’re not for everyone. Go subscribe to Peacock and watch Friends or whatever it is you people do, BUT if what I’m saying rings true in your little Lunatic heart then I implore you to check out what we’re doing. I am positive that our library will leave you thoroughly entertained, wondering how we did all of it with NO money and imagining what we could do if we ACTUALLY had some. So sign up and then tell your friends to sign up because we have big plans and we can’t wait to fuck you up with what we’re capable of.
That’s right, from now on every month we will be doing monthly drops of limited designs and seeing as the pandemic DIDN’T magically disappear on January first we’re giving you 30 options of masks so you have no excuse to not WEAR A FUCKING MASK. With designs from Garry In Real Life to Automate The Government and everything in between these VictorMoranLive masks will keep you safe while simultaneously infuriating everyone around you with your expert level mask game. Buy them while you can as ALL these designs will be GONE at the end of the month. Stay safe Lunatics!
The Garryverse has been stripped of it’s hero and things will never be the same. With a pandemic raging on and the country in shambles those left behind must fend for themselves. Some will mourn, some will fight and some will ask…
Friday the 25th! You’ve made it to christmas day and VictorMoranLive tradition dictates that you give yourself the greatest gift of all. A Colbert Christmas. For many years me and mine have spent our Christmas day gathered around the TV as we watch Stephen Colbert, Willie Nelson, Toby Keith, John Legend, Elvis Costello, Feist, John Stewart, Santa Claus and a giant murderous bear wrap up the holiday season. The songs are original and brilliant. The effects are purposely crappy and every year I love it more and more. It just wouldn’t feel like Christmas day without it and seeing as we’re four years deep in doing this programming, I hope you feel the same.
Well there you have it. 25 days of Christmas programming. So what did you think? Did you like this year’s schedule? Is it better than last year? Any suggestions for NEXT year? Be sure to let us know on all the main company social media accounts @VictorMoranLive and feel free to send us your thoughts as you watch along with us every day. To subscribe to this RSS feed, click the ornament below. Look forward to hearing from you about all these movies & specials and hope you enjoy the audio and video commentaries as much as we did.
So here we are again. Day 24. Christmas eve. The kids are in bed. Dinner is long since over and in grand VML tradition, you are as high as a bird’s dick. There’s only one thing left to do… celebrate Life Day. I personally watch this every Christmas eve. It’s like a reward for making it this far. A nice, strange, mind boggling night on Kashyyyk. Where the Wookies speak Shyriiwook with NO subtitles. Where Mark Hamil is slathered in pancake makeup, Carrie Fisher is as high as me and Harrison Ford is looking for the nearest exit. Throw in the first appearance of Boba Fett, virtual porn program Diahann Carroll and Jefferson Starship singing into what can only be described as a glowing dildo. Keep the weed flowing free and let yourself be taken away to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
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Back for another year is the returning favorite sci-fi 60’s shit show that is Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. A Christmas special that can only be explained by the notion that someone told the writer that there was a science fiction component to the story and he ran FUCKING WILD. The ships are made from cardboard PVC pipe, the Martian’s hats are clearly bike helmets with shit glued on them and I swear I love this movie. So clear up your Wednesday night and pray for wisdom from Chochem The Ancient One because Santa is conquering the Martians and he’s using the Christmas spirit.
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