SAY SOMETHING A BEAR WOULD NEVER SAY!

SAY SOMETHING A BEAR WOULD NEVER SAY!

A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All (2008)

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    Friday the 25th! You’ve made it to christmas day and VictorMoranLive tradition dictates that you give yourself the greatest gift of all. A Colbert Christmas. For many years me and mine have spent our Christmas day gathered around the TV as we watch Stephen Colbert, Willie Nelson, Toby Keith, John Legend, Elvis Costello, Feist, John Stewart, Santa Claus and a giant murderous bear wrap up the holiday season. The songs are original and brilliant. The effects are purposely crappy and every year I love it more and more. It just wouldn’t feel like Christmas day without it and seeing as we’re four years deep in doing this programming, I hope you feel the same. 

 

   Well there you have it. 25 days of Christmas programming. So what did you think? Did you like this year’s schedule? Is it better than last year? Any suggestions for NEXT year? Be sure to let us know on all the main company social media accounts @VictorMoranLive and feel free to send us your thoughts as you watch along with us every day. To subscribe to this RSS feed, click the ornament below. Look forward to hearing from you about all these movies & specials and hope you enjoy the audio and video commentaries as much as we did.


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

WOULD YOU LOOK AT LUMPY! HE SURE HAS GROWN, HUH?

WOULD YOU LOOK AT LUMPY! HE SURE HAS GROWN, HUH?

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

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    So here we are again. Day 24. Christmas eve. The kids are in bed. Dinner is long since over and in grand VML tradition, you are as high as a bird’s dick. There’s only one thing left to do… celebrate Life Day. I personally watch this every Christmas eve. It’s like a reward for making it this far. A nice, strange, mind boggling night on Kashyyyk. Where the Wookies speak Shyriiwook with NO subtitles. Where Mark Hamil is slathered in pancake makeup, Carrie Fisher is as high as me and Harrison Ford is looking for the nearest exit. Throw in the first appearance of Boba Fett, virtual porn program Diahann Carroll and Jefferson Starship singing into what can only be described as a glowing dildo. Keep the weed flowing free and let yourself be taken away to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

 

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ANCIENT ONE OF MARS, I CALL UPON YOU!

ANCIENT ONE OF MARS, I CALL UPON YOU!

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)

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    Back for another year is the returning favorite sci-fi 60’s shit show that is Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. A Christmas special that can only be explained by the notion that someone told the writer that there was a science fiction component to the story and he ran FUCKING WILD. The ships are made from cardboard PVC pipe, the Martian’s hats are clearly bike helmets with shit glued on them and I swear I love this movie. So clear up your Wednesday night and pray for wisdom from Chochem The Ancient One because Santa is conquering the Martians and he’s using the Christmas spirit.

 

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NOBODY LIKES TANGERINES.

NOBODY LIKES TANGERINES.

Doctor Who – S09 – Last Christmas (2017)

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    Keeping the Sci-fi Christmas action going on day 22 with The 12th Doctor, Peter Capaldi, who happens to be my second favorite Doctor. This Doctor Who Christmas special featuring Nick Frost as Santa mixes the cheer of the holidays with all the facehugger love of the Alien franchise in this story of a siege, on a base, in the north pole. If The Doctor and Father Christmas can stop arguing long enough they might just be able to defeat the Kantrofarri dream crabs threatening to ruin Christmas. Chuck the tangerines and start up the TARDIS because it’s time to save Christmas FROM ALIENS!

 

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THANKS BE I HAD THESE BULLET PROOF SHUTTERS INSTALLED.

THANKS BE I HAD THESE BULLET PROOF SHUTTERS INSTALLED.

Futurama – S03E03 – A Tale of Two Santas (2000)

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    For the final Monday of our list, day 21 takes us to the future for A Tale of Two Santas where the Planet Express gang are being made to deliver children’s letters to the murderous robot Santa’s death fortress on Neptune. But after seeing the horrible conditions the Neptunian elves are living in the gang concocts a plan to have Bender switch places with Santa in the hopes of giving the people of earth an actual merry christmas. So fuel up the spaceship and start thinking of logical paradoxes ‘cause the future is here and Christmas came with it.

 

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HOW COME RICH PEOPLE GET ALL THE FREE SHIT?

HOW COME RICH PEOPLE GET ALL THE FREE SHIT?

Krampus (2015)

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    On to Day 20 where we find the OTHER famous mythical character of the season. No, not jesus. The other one. See what happens is this dysfunctional family holiday gets interrupted when the youngest son accidentally summons a demon to their home. Will they make it out alive or are they doomed to pay for their crimes against the season? It’s smart, unexpected and with a cast featuring Toni Collette, Adam Scott and  David Koechner this Christmas horror comedy is a delightful surprise that will make you laugh as it makes you scream. Keep an eye out for murderous gingerbread men, THE KRAMPUS IS COMING TO KILL US ALL!

 

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GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

Gremlins (1984)

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    Moving on to the back end of our list with day 19 with your fourth fix of VML Christmas tradition and my PERSONAL favorite Christmas movie of ALL TIME… Gremlins. Look, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again and again and again and again. But it just isn’t Christmas until I watch Mrs. Peltzer, armed with a kitchen knife, hacking away at Gremlin bodies as ‘Do You Hear What I Hear’ plays in the background and green blood splatters out of a blender. You know this already but it cannot be stressed enough. ANYWAY, keep them away from water and out of your electronics ‘cause the Gremlins are here and they are taking over the town.

 

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PUT DOWN THE GUN, AND GIVE ME MY DETONATORS.

PUT DOWN THE GUN, AND GIVE ME MY DETONATORS.

Die Hard (1988)

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    That’s right, it’s day 18 and it’s time to return to Nakatomi Plaza where John McClane is crashing the party crashers in this Christmas classic about the things one does for love and family… like murder. If you’re one of these Die Hard deniers who says this isn’t a Christmas movie, PLEASE don’t @ me, but you’re a sad little human that wouldn’t know the Christmas spirit if it shot you between the eyes and I feel SORRY for you. For the rest of you, enjoy Bruce Willis’s career making performance and Alan Rickman in one of his MANY iconic roles. Ho Ho Ho, now I have a gun too, it’s time for Die Hard! 

 

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I’M SANTA, TEDDY, NOT YODA.

I’M SANTA, TEDDY, NOT YODA.

Christmas Chronicles (2018)

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    Day 17 brings the bat shit with this Kurt Russel lead Santa movie that’s only two years old but has made a mark and led to a sequel but let’s stick to this one. Let’s be honest, the script is just a shade better than a Hallmark Channel original but damn it if Kurt Russel’s John Wayne-esk Santa performance doesn’t elevate it to more than it really is. The effects are actually pretty good, the score is epic for no reason and Santa breaks out in a blues musical number whilst in a jail cell. It makes no sense and the fact that it even exists is beyond my comprehension but it’s the holidays and you can’t understand christmas without going through the chronicles.

 

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I REMEMBER BACK WHEN ALL WE HAD WERE WOOD BURNING CATS.

I REMEMBER BACK WHEN ALL WE HAD WERE WOOD BURNING CATS.

A Garfield Christmas (1987)

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    On to humpday for day 16 where the original grumpy cat, Garfield, is visiting what appears to be John’s backwater inbred family… but they mean well…. I think. ANWAY, the songs are passable, the animation level is 80’s TV and Garfield as always couldn’t care less. Will John’s country folk family be able to warm Garfield’s heart and make amends with John’s new city life or will it end in a bloodbath by the hands of the cat? Spoilers, it’s not the second one. Be sure to keep the christmas feast far from reach because Garfield is on his way and he’s always hungry.

 

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