Podcast Synopsis:

This Will Not Be Helpful is an informative podcast with very little information where hosts Erik Chavez and Victor Moran go over some of the week’s news, tackle a chosen topic in depth and answer YOUR sent in questions without the aid of google.

              

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Ep55 – Two Idiots Yelling At Each Other

RUNTIME: 01:47:43

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Chicken So Good You’ll Stab Your Momma (Chicken Sandwich News), Come With Me If You Want To Die (Entertainment News).

TOPIC – Guns? (…and government)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including prison prices of double cheeseburgers.


 Ep54 – The Fall Or Lack Thereof

RUNTIME: 01:13:32

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Facebook Employees Speak Up (Social Media News), Cyber Bullying Leads To Resignation (Internet News).

TOPIC – The Fall (the autumn season)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including adjusting to life out of jail.


 Ep53 – Streaming Exorcisms

RUNTIME: 01:31:34

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Bond… $2 Billion Bond (Streaming War News), The Rise of The Final Trailer (Star Wars News).

TOPIC – Exorcisms & Possessions (fact or fiction)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one with elephant’s butts.


 Ep52 – Urban Legends of Drugs & Honey

RUNTIME: 01:18:50

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Can You Tell Me How To Get… Drugs (Entertainment News), Lebron Tries To Keep His Honey (MORE China News).

TOPIC – Urban Legends (tales from the hood)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including how to stop watching incest porn.


 Ep51 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots

RUNTIME: 01:29:51

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Caution: Zomdeer Crossing (Nevada News), South Park Banned In The 100 Acre Wood (China News).

TOPIC – Zombies (the undead horde)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the status of ketchup.


 Ep50 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots

RUNTIME: 01:21:17

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – ONE DOWN (Oddly Fair News), Winnie & His Weapons (China News).

TOPIC – Haunted Vacation Spots  (Where to visit)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we would do for a Klondike bar.


 Ep49 – Talking Rapid-Fire News & UFOs at Site B

RUNTIME: 01:00:20

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – They Came In Peace, They All Left High (Meme News), A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Stabbing Please (Little News).

TOPIC – UFO Acknowledgement  (What does it mean?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our top 5 apocalypse shelter ideas.


 Ep48 – Love Thy Colonel: The Science of Advertising

RUNTIME: 01:27:21

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Vaccine Killed My Baby! (Anti-Vaxxer News), Finger Lickin’ What The Fuck?! (Chicken News).

TOPIC – Advertising (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the difference between slutty and sexy.


 Ep47 – Ridiculously Random & The Work of Mel Brooks

RUNTIME: 01:41:40

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Big Booty Hoes, Swim Wit It (Sports News), Asleep Behind the Wheel (Tech News).

TOPIC – Mel Brooks (it’s good to be the king)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our biggest kinks.


 Ep46 – Space + Chicken Sandwich = Vampires

RUNTIME: 01:16:00

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Chicken or Your Life (Chicken Sandwich News), Crimes… In… SPACE! (NASA News).

TOPIC – Vampires (fact or fiction?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why they ask for money in church..


 Ep45 – A Prince, The Saga & Televised Cartoons

RUNTIME: 02:24:12

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Prince & The Anchor (Outrage News), Looks Like We Got Ourselves a Star War (Fandom News).

TOPIC – Cartoon TV Shows (why do we love them so?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Spider-Man being out of the MCU.


 Ep44 – Dreams of The TV Man

RUNTIME: 01:26:22

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Stop Leaving Your Fucking Babies in the Car! (Dead Baby News), The Ole Flim Flam by The TV Man (Random News).

TOPIC – Sleep & Dreams (the brain at work)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we think is in the center of the earth.


 Ep43 – Saying Fuck You & The State of Weed

RUNTIME: 01:21:39

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Prematurely Killed Before The Hunt (Entertainment News), Panic At The Kremlin (Russian News).

TOPIC – State of The Weed (the legalization show)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if Home Alone needs a remake.


 Ep42 – Out of The Beach, Into Robotics

RUNTIME: 01:15:56

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – They Shootin’ They Shootin’ (Mass Shooting News), The Scam Goes On (University News).

TOPIC – Robotics vol.1 (where are we?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including tits vs ass.


 Ep41 – Avengers, Area 51 & The Comic Con Catch Up

RUNTIME: 01:29:52

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Pandora Falls (Box Office News), The Raid of Area 51 (Internet News).

TOPIC – Comic Con Catch-up (the media blitz)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including THE GLOW of Sho’nuff.


 Ep40 – Influencers, The French Goblin & Dinosaurs

RUNTIME: 01:09:25

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Shots Fired at The White Moose Cafe (Internet News), The Flying Frenchman (International News).

TOPIC – Dinosaurs (prehistoric monsters?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including a new round of FMK.


 Ep39 – Disney Fighters & The Mark Of The Werewolf

RUNTIME: 01:15:50

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – A Farewell to Arms (sports News), Fight at Disney (Internet News).

TOPIC –  Werewolves (the mythology of the beast)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including salty or sweet?


CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? Vol.1

RUNTIME: 00:24:18

SHOW NOTES: 

AD LIST – Shoes – Crapper Cam & Scanner – Killer Cats – The Poop Swooper – Weed Wacker Warehouse – Dope Style – Bridge Depot – Fire – Sea Shells – Acid Socks – Paperclips – The Guillotine – Under-Where? – Peter Piper’s Peck Pickled Pip Pepper Farm – Chainsaw Massacre Warehouse – Mothballs – Wishy Washy Windshield Wiper Washer Fluid.


 Ep38 – Instagram Models & The Concept of Time

RUNTIME: 01:15:28

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Instagram Model is Secret Genius (Instagram News), No Sleep Till Norwegia (international News).

TOPIC – Time Travel (the possibilities are endless)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including underusing your vagina.


 Ep37 – Hate Max, Distrust Crypto & Love Keanu

RUNTIME: 01:22:49

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Max Landis Accusations… Plural (Hollywood News), Facebook Creeps With Crypto (Facebook News).

TOPIC – Keanu Reeves (the man, the myth, the legend)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including emotion vs logic in decision making.


 Ep36 – Nazis, Big Papi & The End of The Fox X-Men

RUNTIME: 01:25:00

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Nazis Invade Motor City Pride (Good Cop News), Who Shot Big Papi (Sports News).

TOPIC – The Fox X-Men (the farewell episode)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our best/worst pick up lines.


 Ep35 – YouTubers, Bishops & The State of Society

RUNTIME: 01:31:02

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Avengers Endgame Box Office (update), Crowder Vs. Maza (YouTube News), A Bishop Walks Into Twitter (Religion Fuck News).

TOPIC – The State of Society (is this where we at folks?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the Xenomorph in the MCU.


 Ep34 – Conquering Everest, Bad Cops & The Streaming Wars

RUNTIME: 01:43:48

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – TFueu/FaZe Clan (update), The Cop That WANTED to Shoot (Shitty Cop News), Everest Death Toll Climbs (Dumb Fuck News).

TOPIC – The Streaming Wars (a constant update)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why chickens can’t fly.


 Ep33 – Lawsuits, Sex Strikes & Disney Remakes

RUNTIME: 01:35:27

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – TFueu Sues FaZe Clan (Esports News), The Milano Sex Strike (Female News).

TOPIC – Disney Live Action Remakes (a wish list)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why a raven is like a writing desk.


 Ep32 – The Cancelation Effect & Anti Vaxxers

RUNTIME: 01:12:21

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Put Putting In The Box Office (Avengers Endgame News), The Cancelation of James Charles (Internet Influencer News)

TOPIC –  Anti Vaxxers (THESE fucking idiots)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including where kangaroos learned to choke each other out.


 Ep31 – The Kentucky Derby & The Origins Of Man

RUNTIME: 01:31:00

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Slice and Dice (Local News), Kentucky Fried Equestrian (Horse News)

TOPIC – An intro to The Origins of Man (Ancient Civilizations)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including M&M cannibalism.


 Ep30 – The Avengers Endgame Spectacular

RUNTIME: 02:54:47

SHOW NOTES: 

AVENGERS NEWS – Historical Opening Weekend (Box office News), Chaos Reigns (Reception News)

TOPIC – Avengers Endgame (spoiler discussion)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what the fuck now?


 Ep29 – Flint Justice & The Joy of Action Figures

RUNTIME: 01:14:07

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Uber Driver Leaves Woman & Baby Stranded (Fucking, really dude? News), Flint Says Fuck You (That’s what you get News)

TOPIC – Action Figures (What makes a great action figure?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including listening to music at the speed of sound.


 Ep28 – The Microdosing Jedi of Notre Dame

RUNTIME: 01:26:12

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Sanctuary! (French News), There Is Another (Star Wars News)

TOPIC – Microdosing (Pros, Cons & Conclusions)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what song we want played at our funerals?


 Ep27 – Pre-Sale Tickets & The State of The University

RUNTIME: 01:22:11

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Road Rage Death (Local News), Avengers: Endgame pre-sales (Entertainment News)

TOPIC – College (Debt, Social Stigmas, Worth)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what dinosaur could kill Thanos?


 Ep26 – Spring Break, Serial Killers & An Introduction To Conspiracy

RUNTIME: 01:35:10

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS (updates) – Smollett Case (whuuuuuuuut? News), New Zealand Shooting (load of bullshit News), Mueller Report (government infighting News)

TOPIC – Conspiracy Theories (JFK, Hoffa & Area-51)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our favorite serial killers.


 Ep25 – Horror Shows, Redemption Arcs & Toy Stories

RUNTIME: 01:27:03

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Shooting at New Zealand Mosque (International News), Guardians of The Apology (holy shit News)

TOPIC – Pixar (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the link between caffeine & nicotine and creativity.


 Ep24 – Canada, Jaguars & Marvel, Oh My

RUNTIME: 01:23:47

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Trudeau Scandal (Canadian News), Jaguar Ruins Selfie (Dumb Ass News)

TOPIC – Captain Marvel & The MCU (internet rage, non-spoiler & spoiler reviews and the state of the MCU)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the durability of cockroaches.


 Ep23 – Flat Earthers & The Dark Side of The Momo

RUNTIME: 01:17:12

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Suburbanite Scare… No MOMO (Internet News), Vive La Force!

TOPIC – Flat Earthers (those dumb fucks)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including The Doctor’s post regeneration masturbation.


 Ep22 – Sex, Lies & Videotape

RUNTIME: 01:06:01

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Burger King Bomb Scare (Local News), The Not-So-Happy Ending of Robert Kraft.

TOPIC – Celebrity Sex Scandals & Rumors (bookended by Travoltas)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Fuck, Marry, Kill: Alien Edition.


 Ep21 – And The Oscar Goes To…

RUNTIME: 02:09:34

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Bernie Brings The Bid, Plot Thickens on Actor Assault.

TOPIC – The Academy Awards (The history, controversy & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the connection of lunar and menstrual cycles.


 Ep20 – Revenge of The Remake & General Mischief

RUNTIME: 01:30:40

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Rise of The Alliance of American Football, Revenge of the Remake trailers (Aladdin, Child’s Play).

TOPIC – Kids Playing Outdoors (games, discovery & general mischief)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the overhyping of Unicorns.


 Ep19 – Liam Neesons & The Films of The 19

RUNTIME: 01:16:56

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Liam Neeson’s Gets Clickbaited, Man Sues Parents For Existence.

TOPIC – Upcoming Films of 2019 (hype, curious and not interested)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Wolverine’s sexual positions.


 Ep18 – The Belichick Effect & An Introduction To Aliens

RUNTIME: 01:31:52

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Government Shutdown Ends, Shoot-Out at Food Truck.

TOPIC – Aliens (part-1 intro to aliens)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if thick thighs really save lives.


 Ep17 – Going Viral In The Game Of Life

RUNTIME: 01:30:09

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Covington Catholic School Outrage, ‘Bikini Climber’ Falls To Death.

TOPIC – Board Games

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one with a Wookie.


 Ep16 – the Trump Catering Co. & The 80’s Comedy Sequel

RUNTIME: 01:30:08

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Trump Caters Clemson Tigers, Coming To America Sequel Coming.

TOPIC – 80’s Comedy Sequels (ones we deserved but never got and ones we got but never deserved)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what a black hole is?


 Ep15 – the Wall, the Beat Down & The New Year

RUNTIME: 01:25:32

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The government shutdown, Polyana Viana run in with thief.

TOPIC – Hopes and Dreams for 2019

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why now?


 Ep14 – the end of the year & the rise of the machines

RUNTIME: 01:37:38

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Victor Moran Banned Off Twitter, Man Attacked by Robot.

TOPIC – The Terminator  (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the meaning of Christmas.


 Ep13 – All’s Fair in Pyramid Love & Infinity War

RUNTIME: 01:31:47

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Kevin Hart & the Oscars, Pyramid Sex Investigation.

TOPIC – Erik finally sees Infinity War (review/discussion/predictions for Endgame)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the lineage of Wonder Woman.


 Ep12 – Drunk December & The Freedom of Speech

RUNTIME: 01:00:16

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – George H.W. Bush Dies, Captain Marvel Trailer 2 drops.

TOPIC – Freedom of speech. (part one?)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the first curse word..


 Ep11B – Mars & The Holiday Season

RUNTIME: 01:10:22

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – NASA’s InSight Lands on Mars, The Lion King Teaser arrives.

TOPIC – The trappings of the Holiday season.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Hulk sex stuff.


 Ep10 – The Marvelous Life & Death of Stan Lee

RUNTIME: 01:39:41

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Security Guard Killed by Cop, Stan Lee Dies at 95.

TOPIC – Our Top 10 Marvel comic movies.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why are red onions purple.


 Ep9 – Midterm Rhapsody & Survivalism

RUNTIME: 01:23:26

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – The Bohemian Rhapsody movie, The 2018 Midterms.

TOPIC – Survivalism.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the eating habits of zombies.


 Ep8 – The 1st Annual Halloween Spooky Spectacular

RUNTIME: 01:26:13

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Amy Schumer VS The NFL, Christmas Invades Halloween! Halloween Retaliates.

TOPIC – 20 Spooky Movie Suggestions for Halloween.

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including does Jason just want a hug?


 Ep7 – Zen Makers & The Chuck E. Cheese Conspiracy

RUNTIME: 01:11:46

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – WarnerMedia joins the streaming wars, Chuck E. Cheese fihght epidemic.

TOPIC – The Joys of Working With Your Hands

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our favorite chick flicks.


 Ep6 – Best Friends & The Theater Experience

RUNTIME: 01:08:40

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – High School football fatality, James Gunn to write/direct Suicide Squad 2.

TOPIC – The Future of Movie Theater Experience

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including 1 that gives birth to the hashtag #PhilJacksonForDC.


 Ep5 – Video Games & Gender Reveals

RUNTIME: 00:56:02

SHOW NOTES: 

GUEST – Justin Azpiazu

NEWS – The Kavanaugh circus, Gender reveal fire.

TOPIC – Evolution of the Video Game

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the ultimate hypothetical 3-way battle royale.


 Ep4 – Jokers, Pudding Pops & The Internet

RUNTIME: 1:10:52

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Bill Cosby sentenced, Joker origin movie footage.

TOPIC – The Internet (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including dinner for 6 with murder.


 Ep3-B – Masochists & Mutants

RUNTIME: 1:26:44

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – McKamey Manor, Shots fired at DrDisRespect.

TOPIC – The X-Men (past, present & future)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the chicken or egg conundrum.


 Ep2 – Transparency is Key

RUNTIME: 1:02:35

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – John McCainiral Tinder date stunt, Louis C.K. surprises the Comedy Cellar.

TOPIC – The 90’s (movies, music, tv, sports & nostalgia)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Modern Phone Etiquette.


 Ep1 – Muppets & the Meaning of Life

RUNTIME: 1:03:45

SHOW NOTES: 

NEWS – Viral Tinder date stunt, Micheal Cohen pleads guilty.

TOPIC – Muppets (The Happy Time Murders/Jim Henson/Frank Oz)

LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including The Meaning of Life.