Podcast Synopsis:
This Will Not Be Helpful is an informative podcast with very little information where hosts Erik Chavez and Victor Moran go over some of the week’s news, tackle a chosen topic in depth and answer YOUR sent in questions without the aid of google.
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Ep63 – Flint Justice, Australian Charity & N.A.S.A.
RUNTIME: 01:15:00
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – And Justice For All (FUCK YEAH News), The Pleasure of Charity (Environmental News).
HALFTIME – Guns Akimbo trailer.
TOPIC – N.A.S.A. (our history & future with space)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including how to know you’re in love for real.
Ep62 – The Oscars, The Queen & Some Travel
RUNTIME: 01:25:21
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Keeping Up With The Royals (Monarchy News), I’d Like To Thank The Academy… For Nothing (Entertainment News).
HALFTIME – Disney or Porn.
TOPIC – Travel (what where we go means)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the best use of the word fuck.
Ep61 – the Star Wars Spectacular
RUNTIME: 02:00:02
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Don’t Look Now, It’s Max Rebo (Entertainment News), The Fall of the Rise of Skywalker (Box Office News).
HALFTIME – Ewok or Wookiee.
TOPIC – Star Wars (the galaxy far far away)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 13 questions including if Padma’s into erotic asphyxiation.
CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad (Vol.02)
RUNTIME: 00:32:39
SHOW NOTES:
OUR PROUD SPONSORS – Magic Billy Bean King Beans – Irma’s Burmeese Tiger Pit Kit – Moissst Towelettessss – The REAL Counter Guys – Alligator Ville U.S.A. – THUNDER CAN! – Butt Breeze – Pocket Shark! – The Kiwi – Bagel-Burgers – Time – Hammer Whores – Centenarians – Hose Water – Piranhas – The Bowcast-Hedge-Trimmer Crossbow
PLUS – Fruit OR Pokemon!
(click here to listen to Hey Erik, You Got An Ad Vol.1)
Ep60 – Christmas Vibes & The End of 2019
RUNTIME: 01:16:47
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Don’t Look Now, It’s Harvey Weinstein (Entertainment News), The Third Coming (Video Game News).
HALFTIME – Christmas Moments from Erik & Victor.
TOPIC – End of The Year Wrap Up (the year in review)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if Santa fucks.
Ep59 – Smoke, Coke & SantaCon
RUNTIME: 01:14:01
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Chasing Smoke (Hip-Hop News?), Consumers Are The Fucking Worst (Bitch Made News).
HALFTIME – Trailerpalooza! No Time To Die, Wonder Woman: 1984, Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
TOPIC – SantaCon (freedom or chaos?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Stitch vs. Venom.
Ep58 – Bandwidth & The Death of Late Night
RUNTIME: 01:33:40
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Ole Miss Pisses It Away (Sport News), The Rise of Widow (Marvel News).
TOPIC – Late Night (past, present & future)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including circumcision preferences.
Ep57 – Flatulence, Felines & A Happy Thanksgiving
RUNTIME: 01:05:31
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – All We Are Is Farts In The WInd (Buzzfeed News), Cats Got My Soul (Movie News).
TOPIC – Thanksgiving (food & celebration)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the cuteness of baby Yoda.
Ep56 – Dead Actors, Live Services & Fandoms
RUNTIME: 01:10:22
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Rebel Without A Soul (Entertainment News), Disney+ Lets The Mandalorian Shoot First (Streaming War News).
TOPIC – Fandom (the good, the bad & the ugly)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including social media spoiler etiquette.
Ep55 – Two Idiots Yelling At Each Other
RUNTIME: 01:47:43
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Chicken So Good You’ll Stab Your Momma (Chicken Sandwich News), Come With Me If You Want To Die (Entertainment News).
TOPIC – Guns? (…and government)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including prison prices of double cheeseburgers.
Ep54 – The Fall Or Lack Thereof
RUNTIME: 01:13:32
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Facebook Employees Speak Up (Social Media News), Cyber Bullying Leads To Resignation (Internet News).
TOPIC – The Fall (the autumn season)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including adjusting to life out of jail.
Ep53 – Streaming Exorcisms
RUNTIME: 01:31:34
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Bond… $2 Billion Bond (Streaming War News), The Rise of The Final Trailer (Star Wars News).
TOPIC – Exorcisms & Possessions (fact or fiction)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one with elephant’s butts.
Ep52 – Urban Legends of Drugs & Honey
RUNTIME: 01:18:50
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Can You Tell Me How To Get… Drugs (Entertainment News), Lebron Tries To Keep His Honey (MORE China News).
TOPIC – Urban Legends (tales from the hood)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including how to stop watching incest porn.
Ep51 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots
RUNTIME: 01:29:51
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Caution: Zomdeer Crossing (Nevada News), South Park Banned In The 100 Acre Wood (China News).
TOPIC – Zombies (the undead horde)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the status of ketchup.
Ep50 – Spooky News & Haunted Vacation Spots
RUNTIME: 01:21:17
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – ONE DOWN (Oddly Fair News), Winnie & His Weapons (China News).
TOPIC – Haunted Vacation Spots (Where to visit)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we would do for a Klondike bar.
Ep49 – Talking Rapid-Fire News & UFOs at Site B
RUNTIME: 01:00:20
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – They Came In Peace, They All Left High (Meme News), A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Stabbing Please (Little News).
TOPIC – UFO Acknowledgement (What does it mean?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our top 5 apocalypse shelter ideas.
Ep48 – Love Thy Colonel: The Science of Advertising
RUNTIME: 01:27:21
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – The Vaccine Killed My Baby! (Anti-Vaxxer News), Finger Lickin’ What The Fuck?! (Chicken News).
TOPIC – Advertising (past, present & future)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the difference between slutty and sexy.
Ep47 – Ridiculously Random & The Work of Mel Brooks
RUNTIME: 01:41:40
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Big Booty Hoes, Swim Wit It (Sports News), Asleep Behind the Wheel (Tech News).
TOPIC – Mel Brooks (it’s good to be the king)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our biggest kinks.
Ep46 – Space + Chicken Sandwich = Vampires
RUNTIME: 01:16:00
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – The Chicken or Your Life (Chicken Sandwich News), Crimes… In… SPACE! (NASA News).
TOPIC – Vampires (fact or fiction?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why they ask for money in church..
Ep45 – A Prince, The Saga & Televised Cartoons
RUNTIME: 02:24:12
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – The Prince & The Anchor (Outrage News), Looks Like We Got Ourselves a Star War (Fandom News).
TOPIC – Cartoon TV Shows (why do we love them so?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Spider-Man being out of the MCU.
Ep44 – Dreams of The TV Man
RUNTIME: 01:26:22
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Stop Leaving Your Fucking Babies in the Car! (Dead Baby News), The Ole Flim Flam by The TV Man (Random News).
TOPIC – Sleep & Dreams (the brain at work)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what we think is in the center of the earth.
Ep43 – Saying Fuck You & The State of Weed
RUNTIME: 01:21:39
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Prematurely Killed Before The Hunt (Entertainment News), Panic At The Kremlin (Russian News).
TOPIC – State of The Weed (the legalization show)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if Home Alone needs a remake.
Ep42 – Out of The Beach, Into Robotics
RUNTIME: 01:15:56
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – They Shootin’ They Shootin’ (Mass Shooting News), The Scam Goes On (University News).
TOPIC – Robotics vol.1 (where are we?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including tits vs ass.
Ep41 – Avengers, Area 51 & The Comic Con Catch Up
RUNTIME: 01:29:52
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Pandora Falls (Box Office News), The Raid of Area 51 (Internet News).
TOPIC – Comic Con Catch-up (the media blitz)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including THE GLOW of Sho’nuff.
Ep40 – Influencers, The French Goblin & Dinosaurs
RUNTIME: 01:09:25
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Shots Fired at The White Moose Cafe (Internet News), The Flying Frenchman (International News).
TOPIC – Dinosaurs (prehistoric monsters?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including a new round of FMK.
Ep39 – Disney Fighters & The Mark Of The Werewolf
RUNTIME: 01:15:50
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – A Farewell to Arms (sports News), Fight at Disney (Internet News).
TOPIC – Werewolves (the mythology of the beast)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including salty or sweet?
CLIP SHOW – Hey Erik, You Got An Ad? Vol.1
RUNTIME: 00:24:18
SHOW NOTES:
OUR PROUD SPONSORS – Shoes – The Crapper Cam and Scanner – Killer Cats – The Poop Swooper – Weed Wacker 2019 – DOPE Style! – Bridge Depot – Fire – Seashells – AciD sOckS – Paper Clips – The Guillotine – Under-Where? – Peter Piper’s Peck Pickle Picked Pepper Farms – Chainsaw Massacre Warehouse – Mothballs – Wishy Washy Windshield Wiper Washer Fluid
Ep38 – Instagram Models & The Concept of Time
RUNTIME: 01:15:28
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Instagram Model is Secret Genius (Instagram News), No Sleep Till Norwegia (international News).
TOPIC – Time Travel (the possibilities are endless)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including underusing your vagina.
Ep37 – Hate Max, Distrust Crypto & Love Keanu
RUNTIME: 01:22:49
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Max Landis Accusations… Plural (Hollywood News), Facebook Creeps With Crypto (Facebook News).
TOPIC – Keanu Reeves (the man, the myth, the legend)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including emotion vs logic in decision making.
Ep36 – Nazis, Big Papi & The End of The Fox X-Men
RUNTIME: 01:25:00
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – The Nazis Invade Motor City Pride (Good Cop News), Who Shot Big Papi (Sports News).
TOPIC – The Fox X-Men (the farewell episode)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our best/worst pick up lines.
Ep35 – YouTubers, Bishops & The State of Society
RUNTIME: 01:31:02
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Avengers Endgame Box Office (update), Crowder Vs. Maza (YouTube News), A Bishop Walks Into Twitter (Religion Fuck News).
TOPIC – The State of Society (is this where we at folks?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the Xenomorph in the MCU.
Ep34 – Conquering Everest, Bad Cops & The Streaming Wars
RUNTIME: 01:43:48
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – TFueu/FaZe Clan (update), The Cop That WANTED to Shoot (Shitty Cop News), Everest Death Toll Climbs (Dumb Fuck News).
TOPIC – The Streaming Wars (a constant update)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why chickens can’t fly.
Ep33 – Lawsuits, Sex Strikes & Disney Remakes
RUNTIME: 01:35:27
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – TFueu Sues FaZe Clan (Esports News), The Milano Sex Strike (Female News).
TOPIC – Disney Live Action Remakes (a wish list)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why a raven is like a writing desk.
Ep32 – The Cancelation Effect & Anti Vaxxers
RUNTIME: 01:12:21
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Put Putting In The Box Office (Avengers Endgame News), The Cancelation of James Charles (Internet Influencer News)
TOPIC – Anti Vaxxers (THESE fucking idiots)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including where kangaroos learned to choke each other out.
Ep31 – The Kentucky Derby & The Origins Of Man
RUNTIME: 01:31:00
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Slice and Dice (Local News), Kentucky Fried Equestrian (Horse News)
TOPIC – An intro to The Origins of Man (Ancient Civilizations)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including M&M cannibalism.
Ep30 – The Avengers Endgame Spectacular
RUNTIME: 02:54:47
SHOW NOTES:
AVENGERS NEWS – Historical Opening Weekend (Box office News), Chaos Reigns (Reception News)
TOPIC – Avengers Endgame (spoiler discussion)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what the fuck now?
Ep29 – Flint Justice & The Joy of Action Figures
RUNTIME: 01:14:07
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Uber Driver Leaves Woman & Baby Stranded (Fucking, really dude? News), Flint Says Fuck You (That’s what you get News)
TOPIC – Action Figures (What makes a great action figure?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including listening to music at the speed of sound.
Ep28 – The Microdosing Jedi of Notre Dame
RUNTIME: 01:26:12
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Sanctuary! (French News), There Is Another (Star Wars News)
TOPIC – Microdosing (Pros, Cons & Conclusions)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what song we want played at our funerals?
Ep27 – Pre-Sale Tickets & The State of The University
RUNTIME: 01:22:11
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Road Rage Death (Local News), Avengers: Endgame pre-sales (Entertainment News)
TOPIC – College (Debt, Social Stigmas, Worth)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what dinosaur could kill Thanos?
Ep26 – Spring Break, Serial Killers & An Introduction To Conspiracy
RUNTIME: 01:35:10
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS (updates) – Smollett Case (whuuuuuuuut? News), New Zealand Shooting (load of bullshit News), Mueller Report (government infighting News)
TOPIC – Conspiracy Theories (JFK, Hoffa & Area-51)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our favorite serial killers.
Ep25 – Horror Shows, Redemption Arcs & Toy Stories
RUNTIME: 01:27:03
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Shooting at New Zealand Mosque (International News), Guardians of The Apology (holy shit News)
TOPIC – Pixar (past, present & future)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the link between caffeine & nicotine and creativity.
Ep24 – Canada, Jaguars & Marvel, Oh My
RUNTIME: 01:23:47
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Trudeau Scandal (Canadian News), Jaguar Ruins Selfie (Dumb Ass News)
TOPIC – Captain Marvel & The MCU (internet rage, non-spoiler & spoiler reviews and the state of the MCU)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the durability of cockroaches.
Ep23 – Flat Earthers & The Dark Side of The Momo
RUNTIME: 01:17:12
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Suburbanite Scare… No MOMO (Internet News), Vive La Force!
TOPIC – Flat Earthers (those dumb fucks)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including The Doctor’s post regeneration masturbation.
Ep22 – Sex, Lies & Videotape
RUNTIME: 01:06:01
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Burger King Bomb Scare (Local News), The Not-So-Happy Ending of Robert Kraft.
TOPIC – Celebrity Sex Scandals & Rumors (bookended by Travoltas)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Fuck, Marry, Kill: Alien Edition.
Ep21 – And The Oscar Goes To…
RUNTIME: 02:09:34
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Bernie Brings The Bid, Plot Thickens on Actor Assault.
TOPIC – The Academy Awards (The history, controversy & future)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the connection of lunar and menstrual cycles.
Ep20 – Revenge of The Remake & General Mischief
RUNTIME: 01:30:40
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Rise of The Alliance of American Football, Revenge of the Remake trailers (Aladdin, Child’s Play).
TOPIC – Kids Playing Outdoors (games, discovery & general mischief)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the overhyping of Unicorns.
Ep19 – Liam Neesons & The Films of The 19
RUNTIME: 01:16:56
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Liam Neeson’s Gets Clickbaited, Man Sues Parents For Existence.
TOPIC – Upcoming Films of 2019 (hype, curious and not interested)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Wolverine’s sexual positions.
Ep18 – The Belichick Effect & An Introduction To Aliens
RUNTIME: 01:31:52
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Government Shutdown Ends, Shoot-Out at Food Truck.
TOPIC – Aliens (part-1 intro to aliens)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including if thick thighs really save lives.
Ep17 – Going Viral In The Game Of Life
RUNTIME: 01:30:09
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Covington Catholic School Outrage, ‘Bikini Climber’ Falls To Death.
TOPIC – Board Games
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including one with a Wookie.
Ep16 – the Trump Catering Co. & The 80’s Comedy Sequel
RUNTIME: 01:30:08
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Trump Caters Clemson Tigers, Coming To America Sequel Coming.
TOPIC – 80’s Comedy Sequels (ones we deserved but never got and ones we got but never deserved)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including what a black hole is?
Ep15 – the Wall, the Beat Down & The New Year
RUNTIME: 01:25:32
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – The government shutdown, Polyana Viana run in with thief.
TOPIC – Hopes and Dreams for 2019
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why now?
Ep14 – the end of the year & the rise of the machines
RUNTIME: 01:37:38
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Victor Moran Banned Off Twitter, Man Attacked by Robot.
TOPIC – The Terminator (past, present & future)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the meaning of Christmas.
Ep13 – All’s Fair in Pyramid Love & Infinity War
RUNTIME: 01:31:47
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Kevin Hart & the Oscars, Pyramid Sex Investigation.
TOPIC – Erik finally sees Infinity War (review/discussion/predictions for Endgame)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the lineage of Wonder Woman.
Ep12 – Drunk December & The Freedom of Speech
RUNTIME: 01:00:16
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – George H.W. Bush Dies, Captain Marvel Trailer 2 drops.
TOPIC – Freedom of speech. (part one?)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the first curse word..
Ep11B – Mars & The Holiday Season
RUNTIME: 01:10:22
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – NASA’s InSight Lands on Mars, The Lion King Teaser arrives.
TOPIC – The trappings of the Holiday season.
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Hulk sex stuff.
Ep10 – The Marvelous Life & Death of Stan Lee
RUNTIME: 01:39:41
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Security Guard Killed by Cop, Stan Lee Dies at 95.
TOPIC – Our Top 10 Marvel comic movies.
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including why are red onions purple.
Ep9 – Midterm Rhapsody & Survivalism
RUNTIME: 01:23:26
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – The Bohemian Rhapsody movie, The 2018 Midterms.
TOPIC – Survivalism.
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the eating habits of zombies.
Ep8 – The 1st Annual Halloween Spooky Spectacular
RUNTIME: 01:26:13
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Amy Schumer VS The NFL, Christmas Invades Halloween! Halloween Retaliates.
TOPIC – 20 Spooky Movie Suggestions for Halloween.
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including does Jason just want a hug?
Ep7 – Zen Makers & The Chuck E. Cheese Conspiracy
RUNTIME: 01:11:46
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – WarnerMedia joins the streaming wars, Chuck E. Cheese fihght epidemic.
TOPIC – The Joys of Working With Your Hands
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including our favorite chick flicks.
Ep6 – Best Friends & The Theater Experience
RUNTIME: 01:08:40
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – High School football fatality, James Gunn to write/direct Suicide Squad 2.
TOPIC – The Future of Movie Theater Experience
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including 1 that gives birth to the hashtag #PhilJacksonForDC.
Ep5 – Video Games & Gender Reveals
RUNTIME: 00:56:02
SHOW NOTES:
GUEST – Justin Azpiazu
NEWS – The Kavanaugh circus, Gender reveal fire.
TOPIC – Evolution of the Video Game
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the ultimate hypothetical 3-way battle royale.
Ep4 – Jokers, Pudding Pops & The Internet
RUNTIME: 1:10:52
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Bill Cosby sentenced, Joker origin movie footage.
TOPIC – The Internet (past, present & future)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including dinner for 6 with murder.
Ep3-B – Masochists & Mutants
RUNTIME: 1:26:44
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – McKamey Manor, Shots fired at DrDisRespect.
TOPIC – The X-Men (past, present & future)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including the chicken or egg conundrum.
Ep2 – Transparency is Key
RUNTIME: 1:02:35
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – John McCainiral Tinder date stunt, Louis C.K. surprises the Comedy Cellar.
TOPIC – The 90’s (movies, music, tv, sports & nostalgia)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including Modern Phone Etiquette.
Ep1 – Muppets & the Meaning of Life
RUNTIME: 1:03:45
SHOW NOTES:
NEWS – Viral Tinder date stunt, Micheal Cohen pleads guilty.
TOPIC – Muppets (The Happy Time Murders/Jim Henson/Frank Oz)
LISTENER QUESTIONS – 6 questions including The Meaning of Life.
