2016’s #GreatestBandNamesEver OVER!

Happy New Year everybody! Well it’s now officially 2017 which can only mean one thing…. 2016’s #GreatestBandNamesEver contest is over and YES the results are all in. Good job everybody, there were some truly great band names. 

RESULTS:

(example: Ranking – Tweeter – Band Name – Favorites)

  1. @MilesMoranTalks – Throw-up Blow-up – 11
  2. @MilesMoranTalks – Moving Pipes – 10
  3. @Acidsparkle420 – Garrote-Weiler – 9

       @JustinAzpiazu – Radioactive Amnesia – 9

  1. @MilesMoranTalks – Ghost Blockers – 7

       @ORBRO666 – Cuniving Cunt – 7

  1. @MilesMoranTalks – Underwater Tango – 5

       @ORBRO666 – Angry & Uncomfortable – 5

       @AcidSparkle420 – Maelstrom of Old Ladies – 5

       @OldGusMoran – Carrabacci & Bagpipers – 5

       @VictorMoranLive – Milk Snake – 5

       @VictorMoranLive – Sectarian Strife – 5

  1. @RobertColom – YouTube Rabbit Hole – 4

       @Acidsparkle420 – Pearl Packs Punches – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Relentless Murder – 4

       @RobertColom – Never Not Here – 4

       @Acidsparkle420 – Rightwing Santa – 4

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Becoming Bob Barker – 4

       @MilesMoranTalks – Angry With The Color of Poop – 4

       @ORBRO666 – Phallis in Chains – 4

       @OldGusMoran – Edison And The Electric Company – 4

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Milk Burrito – 4

       @SammySweety726 – Couch Spud Duds – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – My Digital Neurosis – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Anal Issues – 4

       @ORBRO666 – Commando Mierda – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Mongolian Beef – 4

       @VictorMoranLive – Accidental Yoda – 4

  1. @ORBRO666 – Stinky Pink – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Grinding Ovaries – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Always Angry – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – A Conglomeration Of Trumps – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – The Ronald Reaganlution – 3

        @Faulty_TARDIS – Ratchet Grandma – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – Cancelling Eddie Money – 3

        @Faulty_TARDIS – Rasta Pasta – 3

        @Faulty_TARDIS – Gay Justice – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Puke Lerry – 3

        @MilesMoranTalks – Rickety Whirl Pool – 3

        @ORBRO666 – Take the Mushroom – 3

        @ORBRO666 – A Ranger Without a Stick – 3

        @BeccaShmekah – Jamaican Séance – 3

        @ORBRO666 – A Worthy Rebellion – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – Titanium White – 3

        @VictorMoranLive – Hip-Hop Hipsters – 3

       @VictorMoranLive – Emergency Ziti – 3

       @VictorMoranLive – 4am Pancakes – 3

       @dr_octo_stress – I Dream of Coffee – 3

       @ORBRO666 – Murder Hole – 3

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Metric Butthole – 3

  1. @ORBRO666 – Rage Babies – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Rotten Howdy Doody – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Marshmellow’s Asshole – 2

       @ORBRO666 – Forever Bruised – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Sleeping On Muppets – 2

       @ORBRO666 – The Blood Is Great – 2

       @Acidsparkle420 – Hair Metal Mrs. Garett – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Sterilized In Lava – 2

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Swiss Cheese Tentacle – 2

       @OldGusMoran – Miles and The No Names – 2

       @ORBRO666 – Somewhere in the Pink – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Peninsula Deathtrap – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Hugs on Drugs – 2

       @JustinAzpiazu – Sonic Spluge – 2

       @ExplicitLyrical – Titty Trinity – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Panicking muppets – 2

       @Acidsparkle420 – Slick Willie And The Iron Lady – 2

       @VictorMoranLive – That Sickly Yellow – 2

       @dr_octo_stress – Really Lame Mutant – 2

       @ORBRO666 – Black Cold – 2

  1. @VictorMoranLive – Horny & Lonely & Cranky – 1

       @BerettaBangs – Before I Pee – 1

       @ORBRO666 – The Thing People Do – 1

       @Yomittenkittens – Apposedly Supparently – 1

       @ExplicitLyrical – Tanner and the Tankie Faggots – 1

       @Faulty_TARDIS – Double Donut Monstrosity – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Sugars & Condoms – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Fat Moss – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Dead Mouth and The Broken Nails – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Bud Money – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – RIP Patty Duke – 1

       @BeccaShmekah – Sock of Cocaine – 1

       @ORBRO666 – Fist It Away – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Amethyst Vibes – 1

       @dr_octo_stress – Ellie with the Dinosaurs – 1

       @dr_octo_stress – Hot Dog Water – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Diarrhea Train – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – The Deplorables – 1

       @VictorMoranLive – Baby Back Bitches – 1

       @ExplicitLyrical – Morbidly Obeser – 1

  1. @Acidsparkle420 – Xenu Poppin’ Collars – 0

       @VictorMoranLive – Saskatchewan Snow – 0

 

Congratulations to @MilesMoranTalks! As your father I’m proud of you but as a competitor… I’m coming for you next year. Also congrats to @RoberColom for ACTUALLY not having a band name with 0 votes. (That disgrace was met by myself and @Acidsparkle420) Onward and upward my twitter titans. And good luck in the following year.

TO 2017!!!!